What do you look like?

[acem]

Since were image impaired I thought this might be fun.

Describe your physical  appearance in words. 

[acem]

I am almost 5'10" (have shrunk with age).

Moderate build. 200 lbs but not fat.

Had very dark curly hair but it's turning grey. My hair is long at the moment, below my shoulders.

Full beard that has too much grey. Needs trimmed.

Light skinned but have a tan year around on my face, hands and upper body. I wear long sleeves all the time but  still get the tan through my shirt. 

 

[stronger800]

I look like that but a bit taller, darker, clean cut and handsome.  
 

 

[Sledgehammer]

6'12" tall 345lbs, chiseled jaw, I like long walks on the beach, days that end in "Y", and I'd wade through wild cats to fight a buzz saw. I eat diesel fuel on my broken glass for breakfast but skip lunch normally.  Chuck Norris and Steven Segal take turns mowing my yard and the boogey man looks under his bed for me when he lays down to sleep at night. 
 

🥸

[Chester5732]

Apparently not much.  Took 27 years to find a woman that would settle….

[Binderoid]

Any Iron Maiden album cover.

[iowaboy1965]

👴 

[jeeper61]

I don't look like the guy you caught on your security camera last night 

[cobfly]

All I know is, the more you drink, the better I look.

[lorenzo]

Ever seen Sam Elliott’s mustache? 

[Mark (EC,IN)]

Remember what Robert Redford looked like in his youth?

Well, if you see a guy that good-looking... It's not me!

[whweldit]

Don’t worry guys.   As long as I am alive, you won’t be the ugliest one on here. 

[MeanGene1]

Tom Selleck crossed with Robert Redford

[TomH]

I used to be 6' 1" now I am 6 foot nothing. We can't post pictures and they say a picture is worth a thousand words. I'm sure glad I won't hear those words!

[Alan Dinan]

2 hours ago, TomH said:

I used to be 6' 1" now I am 6 foot nothing. We can't post pictures and they say a picture is worth a thousand words. I'm sure glad I won't hear those words!

X2!!

[Matt Kirsch]

I have a face for radio and a voice for newspaper.

[SASW6]

Fat, Bald and Ugly

[CRVB91]

Okay I thought we were getting a bit weird.... but these replies got me howling 🤣

My height is something that is a very common part of discussion, think Danny Devito but with a wig.... and maybe less mustache. 

If i was as pretty as I am funny, I'd probably be quite popular with the opposite sex honestly. 

[whweldit]

To add to my profile, i must favor the south end of a north bound horse.   At least I have been told that a few times in very plain language!  

[Lazy WP]

Remember Sonny Bono? The resemblance is here right down to the bell bottom polyester pants!

[gafarm49]

old ugly and broke

[junkandcattle]

When I was younger I was 6 foot tall and bullet proof 

 

At least part of the day 😀

[mike newman]

22 hours ago, acem said:

I am almost 5'10" (have shrunk with age).

Moderate build. 200 lbs but not fat.

Had very dark curly hair but it's turning grey. My hair is long at the moment, below my shoulders.

Full beard that has too much grey. Needs trimmed.

Light skinned but have a tan year around on my face, hands and upper body. I wear long sleeves all the time but  still get the tan through my shirt. 

 

Are you for sale, Ace  ?? because if so ,I would like to remind you of the forum rules.....which basically say..NO   adverts of any sort allowed on this  Forum...

Mike

(Please send body mass PH factor and current energy levels, plus a BP count..)

[mike newman]

12 hours ago, Sledgehammer said:

6'12" tall 345lbs, chiseled jaw, I like long walks on the beach, days that end in "Y", and I'd wade through wild cats to fight a buzz saw. I eat diesel fuel on my broken glass for breakfast but skip lunch normally.  Chuck Norris and Steven Segal take turns mowing my yard and the boogey man looks under his bed for me when he lays down to sleep at night. 
 

🥸

Gosh !!

Mike

[806 man]

 69 y/o 5'11'' full head of grey hair, former stud now just a muffin.