lorenzo

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  1. lorenzo

    Lets hear your famous salesman phrases

    Or if your picking up women. “ if I could re arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together” ” I lost my phone number , can I have yours”? Hey there , you must be a parking ticket because you got “fine “ written all over you.
  2. lorenzo

    Lets hear your famous salesman phrases

    Ran when we parked it there!
  3. lorenzo

    New joke

    A senior couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man."There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
  4. On my last day in Australia I got bit by something , I think it was something that crawled off a wombat I was holding. I ended up in a hospital in Hawaii on the way home. I still have a big scar from it. They never really figured out exactaly what it was but I took a massive dose of intervienous antibiotic to get me home then another two weeks of that once I arrived back in the states. It spread across my whole chest and felt like i was on fire
  5. lorenzo

    Getting Buzzed Yesterday

    Me too.
  6. lorenzo

    New joke

    For all you guys with daughter's.
  7. lorenzo

    Romper Room

    Her name is lytta Powell Drake AKA KALAMITY KATE , She is still alive and living on Capital beach lake in lincoln. I saw her at the farmers market last weekend
  8. lorenzo

    Taking my hog to market tonight.

    AC DC was the band that sang that song