lorenzo

Awwww dam MTO, Ya caught me .😍💋

https://youtu.be/doNmniQrhBU

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/789970623871279104

Good to know, They were bad here this spring.

Love that part of the world .

That can't be MTO, He would never wear such a goofy head band and shorts with a belt.

Bill Clinton was walking along a beach when he tripped over an old oil lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to bring peace to the Middle East, See this map?" Bill pulls out a sweat covered map. "These people have been at war for thousands of years. I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. They've been fighting with each other for too long, and that's just not something I can do. Make another wish."Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. They call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her and for her to be elected President of the United States of America. That's what I want."The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Alright. Lemme see that map again..."