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    Someone who hasn`t read back on this topic might say "WHAT?"
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    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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    One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. "Hello," he starts, "I'm doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?" "Yes. My husband and I use it during sex," she answers. The researcher is taken aback. "Um, er, I admire you for your honesty," he continues. "Can you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in."
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    I have some big news for all of you folks , the missing Articulated 7140 Magnum has been saved and restored . A few years ago I was aproched by CNH /Case IH Engineering Hinsdale IL and was asked if I would be interested in restoring a very special tractor for them . I had been at engineering about 6 years ago and had the honor of touring the facility . This tractor was sitting out back and looked terrible but only had 1510 hrs on it and was being used to move corn planters around the facility . It took a few years to hear back from Case IH and they wanted to know if I was still interested in restoring it for them ? I was honored to get this opportunity to do a restoration for Hinsdale Engineering because this tractor was the only one ever built . The reason I was asked to do this job was because of my years at IH and Case IH, had my own semi to truck it and a facility with security system and cameras to keep it safe during its stay at my shop . As some of you guys know I have a lot of stuff that has come out of IH Engineering over a number of years and I really like, restoring the old stuff and bringing it to the shows for all of you to enjoy . Sherry Schaffer from Heritage Iron Magazine was asked to do this story. It was very important to Case IH, that the real and factually accurate story be told. This involved working with Case IH directly and interviewing the guys that worked at IH and Case IH, who were part of the actual design and build of this one of a kind tractor. A priceless story finally told 😊
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    No joke. Had to pass it on.
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    Have you tried feeding her?
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    HARVEST UPDATE: I now have more receipts from the liquor store than scale tickets from the elevator clipped to the truck visor.
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    Just wondering????? How many of you that support opening the doors to our country: 1. Leave the doors to your home or business unlocked? 2. Leave your vehicles unlocked with keys in ignition? 3. Are willing to welcome a family from the migrant caravan into your homes as family members----feed, and support them? 4. Are willing to give up your job or means of livelihood/farm so these poor souls can improve their status in life (at your expense). Trespassing is trespassing-----intruders are intruders; all illegal. Illegal alien----illegal entry; -----plainly states that it is "illegal". For those of you that support opening the gates----------please think about this as you lock your doors tonight. Put your money where your mouth is. Leave your doors unlocked and put a sign out front saying "Welcome------doors are open------come on in". Sleep well tonight!!! I do understand these people's plight------but they need to go through the proper process. We don't owe them anything. Delta Dirt Avon Ms 38723
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    My glamourous assistant and I has a.late finish one day last week and when we returned to base tired nd grouchy the fresh and happy day crew had made a small modification to my mates car.
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    A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced. As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband continued to experience no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
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    Actually more useful this way as opposed to its intended purpose.
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    They built his holloween costume around his wheelchair.
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    I vote we ban and or block ALL future oil threads. And best pickup. And best tires. And best injector additive. Those threads cause Anxiety, inner turmoil, nervous behavior, pacing back and forth, somatic complaining, rumination, feelings of dread, un-necessary perception of immediate threats, all before breakfast. I have to double up on my Benzodiazepine and Prozac just to make it until lunch time. No but seriously it all runs off me like water off a duck. I could care less about anyone's political comments. In the end I am convinced it dosent make a dam bit of difference who is in the White House . But due to the anonymity of the internet it allows people to get all bent out of shape and mean with their comments more so then if they were face to face with someone so we better do as they say and keep it off here.
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    Those were all democratic bombs. None of them worked,
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    Been combining some corn and beans the last few days and the first built 1086 and the 2nd built 886 got to share some of the work load this week . The 886 had her hands full with 650 bu of corn going to town , I changed over to the 1086 this afternoon this morning . It's always fun pulling into town with the tractor and wagons , most people have no idea about the history of these tractors .
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