The OMG thats crazy thread.

[hardtail]

Lorenzo they needed some external imagination to create this stuff, in this case they subliminally included it in the finished product 

[lorenzo]

[5288IH]

On 9/16/2023 at 10:15 PM, Absent Minded Farmer said:

Uh huh....

Mike

New type of baby restraint, they breed them big

[5288IH]

3 hours ago, lorenzo said:

Did I pass?

[vtfireman85]

On 11/8/2023 at 11:54 AM, lorenzo said:

I think it might be something besides rock and roll that was hard on him.

And from the color of his skin i would say his liver is just about done .

Good, maybe I won’t have to hear him screeching and shrieking anymore. 

[vtfireman85]

On 11/8/2023 at 11:54 AM, lorenzo said:

[Rawleigh99]

Somehow I never thought Van Halen was going to wind up looking like Sting!!!  Scary!

[lorenzo]

[mike newman]

2 minutes ago, lorenzo said:

...just a bit of bull riding , Lorenzo...probably heading home for some roast beef   ???

Quien  Sabe ??

Mike

 

[Alan Dinan]

9 hours ago, lorenzo said:

How?

[vtfireman85]

2 hours ago, Alan Dinan said:

How?

Obviously you didn’t watch enough cartoons, he clearly rode through a herd of them in the road and came out the other side that way. 
DUH! 

[Steve C.]

5 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

Obviously you didn’t watch enough cartoons, he clearly rode through a herd of them in the road and came out the other side that way. 
DUH! 

Nah, if he'd done that, the cow would have ended up wearing goggles, and a had a scarf around her (?) neck.

[vtfireman85]

20 minutes ago, Steve C. said:

Nah, if he'd done that, the cow would have ended up wearing goggles, and a had a scarf around her (?) neck.

That blew off

[lorenzo]

[Farmall Doctor]

On 11/14/2023 at 3:32 PM, lorenzo said:

Cowasaki motorbike?  

[Dirt_Floor_Poor]

39 minutes ago, lorenzo said:

That’s going to be expensive to clean that mistake up. I wonder how far from the pump that car made it?

[lorenzo]

[Rawleigh99]

4 hours ago, lorenzo said:

DEF-inately not going to work!!

[Tad Wicks]

On 9/16/2023 at 12:13 AM, mike newman said:

..people mover with strings attached.....??    Arkansas ...??? 

Mike

No, those are people getting the heck out of California.😀

[TroyDairy]

22 hours ago, lorenzo said:

 She could be legitimate adding def.  Hyundai sells a 4cly turbo diesel in the US

[hardtail]

They could add dumb and blind to the pump id?

[hillman]

today and yesterday were nuts. I drive by a farm often with a 300 ft driveway with railway tracks across the driveway, The trains always crawl on this stretch  with some businesses closeby .  

 I don't believe the farm owners actually are rural/farm folks but I am not sure. 

 Today the train hit the pickup truck going out the driveway and pushed it about 12 ft. Lots of railway vehicles and cops on site

[hillman]

this was yesterday

 A single truck accident( big rig) fatality had the 401 closed for 7 or 8 hours right where the 401 and 403 connect. I sat there for a couple hours

 this summer they rebuilt a bridge on the west bound 403 so they merged the west bound traffic to the other side of the highway by putting in a temporary merge lane and reduced the east bound side to one lane each direction for a few miles. The merge lane was removed and another was installed in the median to direct east bound traffic to the west bound side next year to repair the east bound brIdge

 Long story short this mini van got a bright idea to exit the west bound lane in the hammer lane which would have directed him into on coming east bound traffic. He went around the pylons and buried the pos in the fresh gravel LOL

[Absent Minded Farmer]

The DEF pump reminded me of a couple OMGs.

Mike

[Coytee]

I'll add...

 

20'ish years ago, wife worked at an upper end jewelery store (Rolex/Vacheron (sp) big diamonds...)

They (SHE) wanted to make a Tiki-Hut display and we have bamboo growing here on the farm.  She conned me into drawing a schematic of verticals & connectors to make a frame so she could get a roll of "grass".  Cut some short pieces so she/they could drape items over it.  If I recall the vender it was a John Hardy sale and they wanted to make it feel like you might have been at the beach, less the sand!

 

How do I get these sticks there?  Short ones went into back seat/trunk.  Long ones, were tied to the side of the car, essentially as long as the car MAYBE a touch longer.  I'm driving down I-40, fortunately it was only morning (generally pre-rush) traffic and this is what they built.  You can see how green it is.  It was cut 1-2 days prior, tied up with some kind of string.  

No picture of these tied to the car, I didn't want any pictorial evidence.  Gosh as I look at the time stamp on the pictures, it seems it was 20 years ago this coming December.