Perhaps we need a "WORDS TO LIVE BY " thread

[mike newman]

Sign in  Charlie's Bar,, Ireland

 

 .......                "" There are no strangers in here

                       ....Just friends you haven't met  ''

 

Mike

 

[Steve C.]

To paraphrase someone in my past:

if you could trade problems with someone else, you'd probably want your own problems back.

[sandhiller]

[zleinenbach]

[Absent Minded Farmer]

21 hours ago, sandhiller said:

That about gave me flashbacks just looking at it. My dog befriended a skunk. They were "buddies" for about 2 years. They'd stop 'n' sniff at each other nose to nose & then take off, chasing each other around in the hay field. Stopped taking the dog out for a walk at dusk & that fixed the problem.

Mike

[zleinenbach]

[sandhiller]

45 minutes ago, zleinenbach said:

When in doubt

Throttle out

😄

[sandhiller]

Thought for the day:

Sometimes when you cry, nobody sees your tears...

Sometimes when you're hurt, nobody sees your pain...

Sometimes when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow...

BUT FART JUST ONE TIME!

[zleinenbach]

this hit me like a freight train today

[zleinenbach]

[sandhiller]

[zleinenbach]

[lorenzo]

[sandhiller]

[searcyfarms]

confuscious says

man who stand on toilet high on pot 

 

 

[lorenzo]

7 hours ago, searcyfarms said:

confuscious says

man who stand on toilet high on pot 

 

 

He also say,

 “naked man walk sideways through door going to Bangkok .”  

[lorenzo]

Confuscious say

buy a man an airplane ticket he fly once. 
throw a man from plane he fly for rest of his life 

[barnsfull]

Good ol' Confucius.....

 

"Man who lay married woman in strawberry patch will have a$$ in jam."

[sandhiller]

[zleinenbach]

[bob_carr]

It is better to expend effort in a losing cause than to

carry the regret of not trying.

 

Praise God, we don't always lose.

 

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Anonymous

[amsashooter]

Birthdays are good for you. Science has proven the more of them you have, the longer you live!

[new guy]

[5288IH]

On 1/9/2020 at 9:54 AM, mikem said:

Mike

Do not forget that dog is god spelt backwards, no matter how bad things get they always make you smile

[sandhiller]