mike newman Posted February 3, 2020 Posted February 3, 2020 ....apart from looking like she needs a bloody good feed.....the female looks real scary........You are quite correct , sandhiller with your reference to the indomitable Mr Marion Morrison and his "West " ....as compared with todays west ...a good "cordless " tool would be essential.....you could even trim those claws of hers........Gheez Mike 1 Quote
sandhiller Posted February 3, 2020 Posted February 3, 2020 48 minutes ago, mike_newman said: ....apart from looking like she needs a bloody good feed.....the female looks real scary........You are quite correct , sandhiller with your reference to the indomitable Mr Marion Morrison and his "West " ....as compared with todays west ...a good "cordless " tool would be essential.....you could even trim those claws of hers........Gheez Mike Everytime I see a thin good looking girl, I ask my wife If we can take her home and feed her up a bit Wife says if she'll cook and clean and do dishes, sure. In the 30 some years we've been married, I haven't been brave enough to try it yet. ? 6 Quote
sandhiller Posted February 3, 2020 Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, lorenzo said: Or Ghost Rider Monkeys? 2 1 Quote
ray54 Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 20 hours ago, sandhiller said: Everytime I see a thin good looking girl, I ask my wife If we can take her home and feed her up a bit Wife says if she'll cook and clean and do dishes, sure. In the 30 some years we've been married, I haven't been brave enough to try it yet. ? Come on the way you say yet ?,try it and tell us how it goes.? Been seeding oats to cut for hay,in what is cool weather to my way of looking (40 t0 55,with a north breeze and overcast,this is sunny Californy). Finally nice sun and no wind and 64 on Saturday. Sunday the wind is up and empty seed sack blowing everywhere. So I pick them up. Find a patch of Narsis flowers blooming,and I grab a handful and put them in a plastic water bottle and present them to the boss. She crows on facebook with a picture. Then the smart a$$ daughter chimes in "I called and he didn't brake anything, has no terminal illness ,and I don't have to call a new woman mom". Just no getting out of trouble it seem even when I didn't know I was in trouble. 3 Quote
Steve C. Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 On 1/30/2020 at 2:30 PM, sandhiller said: Agreed. The next one was posted a little while back, but really fits in this thread. 7 1 Quote
sandhiller Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, ray54 said: Come on the way you say yet ?,try it and tell us how it goes.? Ray, this one here just may apply?? 4 Quote
gearheadmb Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 When I was in high school I came home from a party after having girl trouble. I asked my dad if he had any advice on women. He told me "Women are like a television. You don't know how they work, or why they work. You're just glad that they're there." 5 Quote
sandhiller Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 If you always tell the truth You never have to remember what you said 7 Quote
dannyredfan Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 10 hours ago, sandhiller said: If you always tell the truth You never have to remember what you said You may need to remember HOW you said it though. Lol. 1 2 Quote
mike newman Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 5 hours ago, sandhiller said: …...another good one, sandhiller…….looks like Val...…?? 4 1 Quote
mike newman Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 ""words to live by " …...I guess they (words ) mean different things to different people...….Amongst all the venders, I saw a rather large, nice photo of a pretty young lady, scantily dressed, reclining on a bunch a hay bales, this at Frontier Days Rodeo in Cheyenne , many years gone......The picture , about two foot high...eighteen inches wide, was not for sale, but along the base of the picture was this...…. ""Nobody Likes An Eight Second Ride " ...........never did figure out what it meant........ Mike 1 3 Quote
lorenzo Posted February 7, 2020 Author Posted February 7, 2020 2 hours ago, mike_newman said: ""words to live by " …...I guess they (words ) mean different things to different people...….Amongst all the venders, I saw a rather large, nice photo of a pretty young lady, scantily dressed, reclining on a bunch a hay bales, this at Frontier Days Rodeo in Cheyenne , many years gone......The picture , about two foot high...eighteen inches wide, was not for sale, but along the base of the picture was this...…. ""Nobody Likes An Eight Second Ride " ...........never did figure out what it meant........ Mike It’s a timed event to test a cowboys ability to stay on an angry bull. Hence the term Rodeo sex. Thats where ya get on from behind, call her by the wrong name , and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. 1 2 Quote
mike newman Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 6 hours ago, lorenzo said: It’s a timed event to test a cowboys ability to stay on an angry bull. Hence the term Rodeo sex. Thats where ya get on from behind, call her by the wrong name , and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. .........Lorenzo.........I was merely trying to be droll............although I am no Errol Flynn......it was patently obvious what it meant..............but that was a very concise explanation, none the less, ........and the Cheyenne event was absolute full on entertainment.........although, as implied, the Rodeo Sex was something I, tragically, missed out on....... ...The mind boggles................ ...Do you speak from experience, on this particular rodeo event........??? Mike 3 Quote
superih Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 If you work on the farm much: Trash cans are always full and grease gun are always empty. 3 1 Quote
mike newman Posted February 8, 2020 Posted February 8, 2020 5 hours ago, superih said: If you work on the farm much: Trash cans are always full and grease gun are always empty. ……..and in following that rich vein , superih ……..if you work as a plumber: …….."A straight flush beats a full house, every time....." Mike 3 Quote
Bushwacker1 Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 Words Of Wisdom by Bushwacker Always remember to keep a limber timber and you'll never be beat. 1 Quote
mike newman Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 3 hours ago, lorenzo said: ..Right on the money there, Lorenzo......a good bit of home spun advice from the "Peanuts " crew...…. ...applicable here right now......can't rid of the R2's...no space in the freezing works...…. grass all burnt up....summer brassica likewise....another very , very dry summer...maize drying up...... ….and the "Mother " of our little nation is certainly not wanting to clasp the farming community's woes , to her withered , socialist breast.... Mike …….The excavator is waiting.....forgot to add ...it is all about the "virus "...….China has shut down with imports etc...….so because the Socialists here have all crawled up the Chinese rectal orifice...…(s)…….we can't get the exports away...….Agriculture/ Horticulture and Forestry.. " Some times...."Big ".....does not translate to beautiful " 2 Quote
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