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Steve C., March 10, 2013 in Coffee Shop
the family tree don't fork
sadly many drivers feel this way...
In Saskatatchewan you don’t use your turn signals. If you do you can be guranteed someone will cut you off so you don’t get 10 feet ahead of them. Some cities are worse then others.
I don't know how true it was but there was always a story told around here about a old man that lived not far from me. He got rear-ended right in front of his house right off the main highway,the man that hit him said he never gave a signal just stopped. When law enforcement asked him about this he said I've lived in this house for 40 years everybody should know I'm going to turn in here. Apparently the man that hit him was from a different state 😂
I saw this in a local restaurant earlier this evening. I don’t know if it will count as a joke but I think it will be appreciated:
What is the definition of a pig?
“A magical being that converts vegetables into bacon”.
I agree 110%
8 minutes ago, lorenzo said:
Well, Lorenzo....although they may be a bit ....shall we say..... a mite "dis-jointed in the middle"...they are , in fact, displaying great tastes.......
Thankyou.....another splendid one from...........""The Lorenzo Files ""
An elderly gent needed a new pair of shoes so one of his daughter's took him shopping .When they finished they stopped at a restaurant for dinner . Across the isle was a punk his spiked hair and several different colors of dye in it .The old gent kept looking over at him and starring a bit .Finaly the punk asked "Is something wrong you keep looking at me "? .The gentleman replied "Oh not at all ", "Many years ago I got pretty snapped up and had my way with a Peacock and I thought maybe you were my son ".
Just now, brewcrew said:
Nope. He couldn`t afford the nice clothes...or the haircut.
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