U-C Posted January 27 Posted January 27 The Newest thing on Snow The Ski-Moo get yours today 3 1 Quote
U-C Posted January 27 Posted January 27 A Lady on a Oceanliner asks the Captain "do ships sink often?" the Captain answers "no no when they go down they usually stay that way" Quote
Dirt_Floor_Poor Posted January 27 Posted January 27 On 1/24/2026 at 5:46 PM, U-C said: Tell me you’re cheap, without telling me you’re cheap. Blown 30 series front diff from not changing the oil. The rear diff will be gone shortly from putting all the power through it, but I doubt they’re working that thing too hard. Quote
U-C Posted January 28 Posted January 28 A feller went into a Inn with a pressed out lemon and said if anyone of you can press out another drop I will give a 100 bucks and the strong men at the table pressed and pressed nothing came out than some feller that had no muscles said I like to have a go, all laughed and said 'you ya don't have any mucles" but they let him anyway and he pressed and one drop two droppes and says 200 bucks please and everyone was wow what do you do for a living? I am the Tax collector! 2 2 Quote
U-C Posted January 29 Posted January 29 A Good Answer to a dumb Question (Herr: Wohin Ihr Drei?) City Slicker: "were to you three?" (Bauer: Am vierten vorbei.) Farmer "passing the Fourth" An Old Joke from a Swiss Almanac Quote
yellowrosefarm Posted January 29 Posted January 29 9 hours ago, U-C said: Or cows, horses, dogs, a wife, cars and trucks, farm machinery, a job, or a place in the country. 7 Quote
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