vtfireman85 Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Poorer than skim pi$$ with the bubbles whipped off. 1 Quote
dads706 Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Not Dad but a neighbor used to say ...tighter than Kelsey's nuts. 1 Quote
Alan Dinan Posted January 30 Posted January 30 47 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said: Poorer than skim pi$$ with the bubbles whipped off. So broke, I can’t even pay attention! Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see! But now with AI, might have to lower it to 25% of what you see. 5 2 Quote
Powered by IH Posted January 30 Posted January 30 13 minutes ago, Alan Dinan said: So broke, I can’t even pay attention! Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see! But now with AI, might have to lower it to 25% of what you see. 2 6 Quote
vtfireman85 Posted January 30 Posted January 30 “His eyes look like 2 piss holes in a snowbank” 1 Quote
Diesel Doctor Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Smoother than a prom queens thighs. Slicker than snot on a glass door knob. 3 Quote
DT Fan Posted January 31 Posted January 31 Don't pound boy! After having thought about this some, I think he said that anytime I had exceeded his noise threshold. He said it a lot when I was young! 2 Quote
Shell1066 Posted January 31 Posted January 31 When all 12 of us youngins would be tearing up jack and loud, dad would shout over us.... " can we keep it to a 90 mile hour roar"?!!! Instant quiet!!! LOL! 6 Quote
acem Posted February 1 Author Posted February 1 Not dad but I can't remember who. Children should be seen but not heard. 2 Quote
vtfireman85 Posted February 1 Posted February 1 1 hour ago, acem said: Not dad but I can't remember who. Children should be seen but not heard. Benjamin Franklin Quote
Lars (midessa) Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Not my Dad, but Grandfather used to say; You gotta let the Banker make his money, cause if he don’t, he will make damn sure you don’t either. 2 Quote
hardtail Posted February 1 Posted February 1 17 hours ago, acem said: Not dad but I can't remember who. Children should be seen but not heard. Recited by my mother numerous times, she took me and my sis to the big city when we were little and saw our first black person, a tug on her skirt with opening Mom? She anticipated our curiosity and onslaught of questions with an immediate shhh we'll talk about that later😳😂 Quote
int 504 Posted February 1 Posted February 1 You should just jack up the radiator cap and drive a new truck under it. 2 1 Quote
Chester5732 Posted February 1 Posted February 1 When talking about medicine “if a little does a little good a lot will do a lot of good”. Quote
ray54 Posted February 1 Posted February 1 My dad was never very keen to go to the doctor. If someone was going for a yearly check up, or anytime they where not deathly ill his comment was. The doctor just wants more money to go buy a new car. 2 hours ago, int 504 said: You should just jack up the radiator cap and drive a new truck under it. I drove 2 to 4 days a week going to college for 4 years with a neighbor that used that phrase about any fix that was not real simple. He ended working for guy specializing in junking 4x4 Japanese trucks for 10 years, then a guy selling pre 1960 Buick parts until retirement. Quote
BrunsFarms Posted February 1 Posted February 1 When you tell him your hungry. "Dad, I'm hungry..." "Hi hungry, I'm dad." 2 1 Quote
Little Red Posted February 14 Posted February 14 When you’re young you forget to zip up, when you’re old you forget to zip down. 1 Quote
axial_al Posted February 15 Posted February 15 On 1/29/2026 at 8:42 PM, dads706 said: Not Dad but a neighbor used to say ...tighter than Kelsey's nuts. Uncle said “harder than Kelsey’s nuts”, a reference to Kelsey Hayes lug nuts I guess. Quote
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