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Poorer than skim pi$$ with the bubbles whipped off. 

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Not Dad but a neighbor used to say ...tighter than Kelsey's nuts.

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47 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

Poorer than skim pi$$ with the bubbles whipped off. 

So broke, I can’t even pay attention!

Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see! But now with AI, might have to lower it to 25% of what you see.

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13 minutes ago, Alan Dinan said:

So broke, I can’t even pay attention!

Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see! But now with AI, might have to lower it to 25% of what you see.

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“His eyes look like 2 piss holes in a snowbank” 

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Smoother than a prom queens thighs.

Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.

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Don't pound boy! After having thought about this some, I think he said that anytime I had exceeded his noise threshold. He said it a lot when I was young!

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When all 12 of us youngins would be tearing up jack and loud, dad would shout over us.... " can we keep it to a 90 mile hour roar"?!!! Instant quiet!!! LOL!

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1 hour ago, acem said:

Not dad but I can't remember who.

Children should be seen but not heard.

Benjamin Franklin 

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Not my Dad, but Grandfather used to say; You gotta let the Banker make his money,  cause if he don’t, he will make damn sure you don’t either.

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17 hours ago, acem said:

Not dad but I can't remember who.

Children should be seen but not heard.

Recited by my mother numerous times, she took me and my sis to the big city when we were little and saw our first black person, a tug on her skirt with opening Mom? She anticipated our curiosity and onslaught of questions with an immediate shhh we'll talk about that later😳😂

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My dad was never very keen to go to the doctor. If someone was going for a yearly check up, or anytime they where not deathly ill his comment was. The doctor just wants more money to go buy a new car.

 

2 hours ago, int 504 said:

You should just jack up the radiator cap and drive a new truck under it.

I drove 2 to 4 days a week going to college for 4 years with a neighbor that used that phrase  about any fix that was not real simple. He ended working for guy specializing in junking 4x4 Japanese trucks for 10 years, then a guy selling pre 1960 Buick parts until retirement.

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When you tell him your hungry.

"Dad, I'm hungry..."

"Hi hungry, I'm dad."

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On 1/29/2026 at 8:42 PM, dads706 said:

Not Dad but a neighbor used to say ...tighter than Kelsey's nuts.

Uncle said “harder than Kelsey’s nuts”, a reference to Kelsey Hayes lug nuts I guess.

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