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Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer.

You don't learn anything while talking. You learn when listening.

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Things Dad used to say?

NO

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“ stiffer than wedding day prick”

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Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

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50 minutes ago, int 504 said:

He could screw up a whores picnic.

“ you could screw up a wet dream “ 

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Not my fathers, but a few I learned working for others over the years;

A man who doesn’t do more than what he’s paid for, isn’t worth what he gets.

Don’t complain about the work, if you are able to do the work.

If you can’t fix it, weld it.

If your sex life is crappy, turn her over, you’re putting it in the wrong hole.

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I was told these lines more than I care to remember:

"Life is not fair"

"There is no one in this world that is here to take care of you. You need to take care of yourself."

"If I wanted the g-d$#@ light shined in my eyes I wouldn't have asked you to hold the flashlight."

My favorite: "What in the h#$$ were you thinking?"

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10 hours ago, int 504 said:

He could screw up a whores picnic.

"Sweating like a whore in church" 

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That man can't plan a one car parade?

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10 hours ago, acem said:

It's too cold if my beer freezes before I can drink it.

BtDt

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As the days grow longer the cold grows stronger. In regard to not using a gift "I'm saving it for a time of need". An old friend not my father. 

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When I'm trying to find something.

I donno, its in there somewhere! You just go to look.

 

Im not yelling at you, I'm yelling to you.

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1 hour ago, BrunsFarms said:

When I'm trying to find something.

I donno, its in there somewhere! You just go to look.

 

Im not yelling at you, I'm yelling to you.

It’s always in the last place you look!

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33 minutes ago, Alan Dinan said:

It’s always in the last place you look!

In a place where it never should have ever been. And dad finds it 20 seconds after you looked for 20 minutes.

 

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On 1/23/2026 at 8:32 PM, acem said:

It's too cold if my beer freezes before I can drink it.

You're not doing it right. When I was in Nome in the winter of '90, we'd throw styrofoam peanuts in the cooler, then the beer, and head out with the snowmobiles.

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Well kiss Rosie's a$$ till she barks like a fox.......

He could break an anvil in a sandbox with a tooth pick...

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I forgot and love these....

 

Kids worth as much as balls on a heifer

 

He about as useful as teats on a bull

 

 

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On 1/23/2026 at 2:57 PM, OFFTHEFARM said:

"If I wanted the g-d$#@ light shined in my eyes I wouldn't have asked you to hold the flashlight."

I forgot about that one. I heard that one plenty of times 

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I like the Longmire series, am reading the newest book, and Walt just knocked someone’s lights out. He cites his father as saying “he could give directions without taking his hands out of his pockets. I take that to mean his eyes were no longer pointing the same direction and not forward. 

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