acem Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer. You don't learn anything while talking. You learn when listening. 1 Quote
Chester5732 Posted January 22 Posted January 22 34 minutes ago, Diesel Doctor said: Things Dad used to say? NO But not quite as loud as Mom said it!! 7 Quote
Little Red Posted January 23 Posted January 23 If me or some other youngster would be just watching while he was working he would say sarcastically “wear out the old first” 2 Quote
sandhiller Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough 3 Quote
vtfireman85 Posted January 23 Posted January 23 50 minutes ago, int 504 said: He could screw up a whores picnic. “ you could screw up a wet dream “ 4 Quote
Lars (midessa) Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Not my fathers, but a few I learned working for others over the years; A man who doesn’t do more than what he’s paid for, isn’t worth what he gets. Don’t complain about the work, if you are able to do the work. If you can’t fix it, weld it. If your sex life is crappy, turn her over, you’re putting it in the wrong hole. 2 2 Quote
OFFTHEFARM Posted January 23 Posted January 23 I was told these lines more than I care to remember: "Life is not fair" "There is no one in this world that is here to take care of you. You need to take care of yourself." "If I wanted the g-d$#@ light shined in my eyes I wouldn't have asked you to hold the flashlight." My favorite: "What in the h#$$ were you thinking?" 6 Quote
B.B. Posted January 24 Posted January 24 10 hours ago, int 504 said: He could screw up a whores picnic. "Sweating like a whore in church" 3 Quote
acem Posted January 24 Author Posted January 24 It's too cold if my beer freezes before I can drink it. Quote
vtfireman85 Posted January 24 Posted January 24 10 hours ago, acem said: It's too cold if my beer freezes before I can drink it. BtDt Quote
int 504 Posted January 24 Posted January 24 As the days grow longer the cold grows stronger. In regard to not using a gift "I'm saving it for a time of need". An old friend not my father. Quote
lorenzo Posted January 24 Posted January 24 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BzFPBA4FL/?mibextid=UalRPS 4 Quote
BrunsFarms Posted January 24 Posted January 24 When I'm trying to find something. I donno, its in there somewhere! You just go to look. Im not yelling at you, I'm yelling to you. 1 Quote
Alan Dinan Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 hour ago, BrunsFarms said: When I'm trying to find something. I donno, its in there somewhere! You just go to look. Im not yelling at you, I'm yelling to you. It’s always in the last place you look! 1 Quote
BrunsFarms Posted January 24 Posted January 24 33 minutes ago, Alan Dinan said: It’s always in the last place you look! In a place where it never should have ever been. And dad finds it 20 seconds after you looked for 20 minutes. 3 Quote
arizonian Posted January 25 Posted January 25 On 1/23/2026 at 8:32 PM, acem said: It's too cold if my beer freezes before I can drink it. You're not doing it right. When I was in Nome in the winter of '90, we'd throw styrofoam peanuts in the cooler, then the beer, and head out with the snowmobiles. 1 Quote
Mr. Plow Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Well kiss Rosie's a$$ till she barks like a fox....... He could break an anvil in a sandbox with a tooth pick... 4 Quote
TroyDairy Posted January 25 Posted January 25 I forgot and love these.... Kids worth as much as balls on a heifer He about as useful as teats on a bull 1 Quote
midnightman Posted January 25 Posted January 25 On 1/23/2026 at 2:57 PM, OFFTHEFARM said: "If I wanted the g-d$#@ light shined in my eyes I wouldn't have asked you to hold the flashlight." I forgot about that one. I heard that one plenty of times 1 Quote
vtfireman85 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 I like the Longmire series, am reading the newest book, and Walt just knocked someone’s lights out. He cites his father as saying “he could give directions without taking his hands out of his pockets. I take that to mean his eyes were no longer pointing the same direction and not forward. 1 Quote
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