yellowrosefarm Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Dumber than a box of rocks Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
int 504 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 He is a waste of shoe leather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikem Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 It's so dry, I saw a jackrabbit carrying a canteen yesterday. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Beale Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 On 4/9/2023 at 10:40 AM, bkorth said: If it's turning counter clockwise that opens the faucet to let it rain, not sure how soon after though. A friend from your way asked me which way the water turned down here in Oz. I did a survey of the building complex - 25 sinks, basins and toilets 12 one way, 13 the other. I had to suggest that it looked like the hand of the plumber over-rode Coriolis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tperson Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Addages: a snake on the road or a dog eating grass means it's going to rain. when you see the redwing blackbirds, it's time to go fishing put your honey supers on your beehives when the maple leaves are as big as a squirrels ear. if your problem can't be fixed with a hammer, it's probably electrical Smart-alleck sayings: have a nice trip? see you in the fall (said when someone trips) I was never a boy scout, but I ate a brownie once. (said when discussing scouts or knot-tying, etc.) ...and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his a$$ every time he hopped (said when someone wishes for something) even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. (similar to the hog and acorn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jass1660 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Never trust a fart after fifty…. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzo Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardtail Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Opportunity only knocks once temptation leans on the doorbell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1256pickett Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Always keep an edge on your knife. More advice than anything but still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 “He isn’t worth the powder it would take to blow him to he££” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 “If you can’t dazzle them with knowledge, baffle them with bull$&it” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
int 504 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 "If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewets Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 On 4/9/2023 at 7:16 PM, cobfly said: That guy is so stupid, he couldn't pour sand out of his boots, if the instructions were written on the bottom. That's a very good one. My Dad used to say: He's so stupid, if his brains were dynamite, and you strike a match near his ear, his hat wouldn't even lift from his head.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iowaboy1965 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Sun shines on every dog's a$$ sooner or later. I never screwed up anything so bad I couldn't throw it away and start over. If you never leave the break table you won't ever screw anything up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotsaIHCs Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 "If his brain was gas he wouldn't have enough fuel to run a p1ssant's motorboat around the inside of a Cheerio". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acem Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 He'd complain if he was hung with a new rope! He's got a head on him like a cutting worm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tech Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Love thy neighbor -- but don't get caught. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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