Big Steve Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Keep the rubber side down. Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A stitch in time saves nine. Neve look a gift horse in the mouth. Penny saved is a penny earned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axial_al Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Red against yellow, kill a fellow. Red against white, you’re alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes W Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 A rain from the east is a three day rain. A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is the one to hire. The higher you climb, the farther you fall. Two darks in the same day make Johnny a dull boy. Good fences make for good neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtfireman85 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Regarding the wind’s effect on sap running.. west is best north flows forth east is least souths a drought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Wind from the west, fishin's best. Wind from the east, catch the least. He'd tear up an anvil in a sandbox with a rubber hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dasnake Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 If it ain't broke, beat the living shiit out of it until it is. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make a u-turn. Actions speak louder than words, especially in a library. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
int 504 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 12 hours ago, Dasnake said: If it ain't broke, beat the living shiit out of it until it is. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make a u-turn. Actions speak louder than words, especially in a library. If it ain't broke don't fix it. maybe two rights and a left for a u turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axial_al Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Don’t plant corn until the oak leaves are the size of a squirrels ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepoweshiekfarmalls Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 17 hours ago, Sledgehammer said: If a duck had one leg he would swim in circles. I resemble that duck! 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepoweshiekfarmalls Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Remember, if it ain't broke, you ain't tryin'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 It’s so dry the catfish have ticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleman Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 On 4/9/2023 at 8:22 PM, axial_al said: Red against yellow, kill a fellow. Red against white, you’re alright. kill them all and let their God sort them out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twostepn2001 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 He is few cards shy of a deck. He is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier He isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer Guilty dog barks the loudest And years ago when l flew a lot, always heard any landing you can walk away from is a good one. And keep thine airspeed above stall speed lest ground will come up and smite thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomH Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 When smoke lays low rain will come soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EquipmentJunkie Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 "Plant in dust, bins will bust" - This saying I first heard on this forum. More true than not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIHTECH Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Hard as woodpecker lips.... Tough as Japanese arithmetic... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillman Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 this one is new to me from 2 weeks ago heavy as a dead preacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 He's as full of sh!t as a Christmas goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillman Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 he would have to be bigger to be full of more sh!t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 8 hours ago, Sledgehammer said: It’s so dry the catfish have ticks ...Actually Todd..... .""..it's as dry as Sam Corks rectal orifice..."" Mike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardtail Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Your only as old as the person you feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 “I’ve been to three county fairs, two whore houses, and a goat ropin, but I have never seen anything like that”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Never lay a pocket knife down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzo Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 One good turn , gets most of the covers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleman Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 16 hours ago, Steve C. said: He's as full of sh!t as a Christmas goose. We swap goose to turkey. Dumber than crab grass as "that operator is dumber than crab grass". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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