806Jordy Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Sat down to read the new Red Power with Some Tullymore Dew and almost swallowed a moth that musta landed in the glass.... I spit it out and finished the drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim1573 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 He just wanted to enjoy a sip to!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1256pickett Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Can’t let a good drink go to waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandhiller Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 I've swallowed the worm in the bottom of a bottle of tequila but a moth? That's disgusting 🤣 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art From Coleman Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 A mixed drink called "The Drunken Bug", which fits right in with the agenda to get us to eat bugs. The modern equivalent to "Victory Gin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomH Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 We had an influx of yellow jackets last month. My wife poured a glass of wine and at some point, went to have a sip and found a yellow jacket swimming the backstroke in the glass. She exclaimed; holy $hit I almost had a bee in my mouth!!! 😫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWRB Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Steve C. said: Another version. Actually the first one I heard. In case you don't already know, Metallica did an album of covers, of bands that influenced them, and this was on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowrosefarm Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Better than crushing a stink bug that was in the lid of your thermos first thing in the morning. Or spitting an earwig out after taking a sip out of the same thermos, different day. Or having your wife find a cricket leg in the bottom of her soda she just finished from the convenience store. But the all time worst for me was the toe nail clipping I found in my mouth after drinking Chocolate milk when I was in my 20's. The only moth I had dealings with flew into my ear, up the ear canal, and was fluttering it's wings against my eardrum. The nurse at the hospital poured baby oil in my ear which allowed the drowned creature to wash out. Now, at least I know what to do should it happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 hours ago, yellowrosefarm said: But the all time worst for me was the toe nail clipping I found in my mouth after drinking Chocolate milk when I was in my 20's. The only moth I had dealings with flew into my ear, up the ear canal, and was fluttering it's wings against my eardrum. The nurse at the hospital poured baby oil in my ear which allowed the drowned creature to wash out. Now, at least I know what to do should it happen again. That happened to me once also. I walked past a porch light and one flew right on in (it's a wonder he didn't fly right on through). Couldn't flush him out with water, so I used tweezers and pulled him out without hitting my ear drum. When those wings are beating your drum, nothing else matters - just get him out of there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacAR Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 I'm reminded of a joke: A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a pub and each orders a whiskey. When the whiskies arrive they've each got a fly in them. The Frenchman says "Mon Dieu! I cannot drink zis!", pitches the whiskey at the barkeep and leaves. The German flicks the fly out and downs his whiskey. The Irishman grabs up the fly, turns it upside down and shakes it and yells "spit it out! Spit it out!" Also, the best version of Whiskey in the Jar: Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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806Jordy Posted October 31, 2022 Author Share Posted October 31, 2022 Yep Thin Lizzy " Whiskey in the JarO" is where I got the title from. Good Tune! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Beale Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Back in BC Friends of Irish extraction in Oz were known to sample Tullamore Dew. Went back on a visit which included relatives in the Tullamore area. To be told there was no such distillery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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