Another INVENTED 'Crisis", That "Could Possibly" Affect The Peasantry

[Art From Coleman]

I do so love it when the MEDIA uses words like "possible", "might", "could", or, "may" to state 'fact', OR, the 'reporter's' own opinion:

But, anyhow, there won't be any beer to cry in, IF this comes true"

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/09/26/report-possible-beer-shortage-inflation-troubles-americans/

Just remember that USA Today, IS a garbage grade 'newspaper' that isn't even up to National Enquirer standards.  (If it had even a modicum of credibility, they wouldn't be giving them away free at your local hourly rated motel).

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Americans may face a beer shortage as brewers grapple with inflation and supply chain problems, USA Today reported Saturday.

 

[Takn4aFool]

there won't be a shortage of beer.....theres an excess of beer drinkers

[vtfireman85]

I like beer..

[zleinenbach]

19 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

I like beer..

Your still working on the “jolly good fellow” part, though 

[1256pickett]

Time to switch to whiskey! 

 

[vtfireman85]

39 minutes ago, zleinenbach said:

Your still working on the “jolly good fellow” part, though 

 

[sandhiller]

4 hours ago, 1256pickett said:

Time to switch to whiskey! 

 

Was that him that did that song at the NFR last year?

Best live performance I'd seen their in a long time !

 

[1256pickett]

19 minutes ago, sandhiller said:

Was that him that did that song at the NFR last year?

Best live performance I'd seen their in a long time !

 

Only time I saw him was a 2&1/2 hour drive, only time I know of he’s been within 8 hours of me. I don’t remember the last part of the show because when he played this song, I did. Next thing I remember we were getting breakfast with a couple good looking girls. 

[vtfireman85]

4 hours ago, 1256pickett said:

. Next thing I remember we were getting breakfast with a couple good looking girls. 

Of course based upon n your drill sharpening issues we have already established your eye sight ain’t what it ought to be🤔

[Little Red]

1 hour ago, vtfireman85 said:

Of course based upon n your drill sharpening issues we have already established your eye sight ain’t what it ought to be🤔

Are you saying he went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?

[Matt Kirsch]

On the flip side of this whole argument, if news outlets didn't report on what MIGHT happen, and it DOES happen, everybody screams, "WHY DIDN'T THEY WARN US? CONSPIRACY! AGENDA!"

They're fearmongers if they do, negligent if they don't. They can't win.

[Diesel Doctor]

Any shortage of creature comforts could set off the masses.

We need to be kept happy or the results will be catastrophic?

I'm just headed out the door to recycle a truck roll off of aluminum cans.

Doing my part to keep the beer drinkers happy!

I need to invent a roller device to crush the cans and get the air out. 

That way we can get more cans in the roll off.

Any brilliant ideas?

 

[Matt Kirsch]

If we crush the cans we don't get our 5 cents back. Ironically enough the first thing the machine you feed them into to get your 5 cents back does, is crush them.

[nepoweshiekfarmalls]

Just like toilet paper or gasoline, if they can get enough people to panic and start stockpiling beer, then their prophecy comes true.  Just sayin.

[sandhiller]

5 hours ago, Diesel Doctor said:

Any shortage of creature comforts could set off the masses.

We need to be kept happy or the results will be catastrophic?

I'm just headed out the door to recycle a truck roll off of aluminum cans.

Doing my part to keep the beer drinkers happy!

I need to invent a roller device to crush the cans and get the air out. 

That way we can get more cans in the roll off.

Any brilliant ideas?

 

BIL built a chamber to adapt his wood splitter to make 1x2' bales of alum cans.

It is very slick.

If the cans are put in the right way they kind of lock together during crushing making a good bale.

 

He had plenty cans to perfect the design with 🍻😆

[vtfireman85]

10 hours ago, Little Red said:

Are you saying he went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?

The possibility shouldn’t be ruled out. 

[U-C]

if there is a beer shortage ya'r local moonshiner will have ya covered lol

[Rawleigh99]

Time to break out the still!!