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Dad's friend, his nickname was Britches, liked beer. He was a great guy but sometimes drank too much. One time he was  at the kitchen table drinking with friends. He had drank several and needed to relieve himself. He got up, walked to the refrigerator, opened the door, peeded inside and closed the door. Never knew he did anything wrong.

His wife was very understanding and patient soul. 

Thx-Ace 

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4 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

As my mother-in-law (a career Physicians Assistant) so frequently says for so many of life’s problems .. 

“we have drugs for that” 

They only treat the symptoms don’t cure the problem. 

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On 5/18/2022 at 3:38 PM, nepoweshiekfarmalls said:

Just relieve yourself out behind the building, bush, tractor,  etc.  Then you never miss your mark!😁

As long as you  always put your back to the wind.

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1 hour ago, E160BHM said:

As long as you  always put your back to the wind.

Long as it doesn’t switch direction! 

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19 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

Long as it doesn’t switch direction! 

Ok Seth....I can tell you that after 60 or 70 years  , the ol' pecker no longer has a mind of its own......so directional   shifts are unlikely at that point....!!

...guess you are closing that gap....???:rolleyes:

Mike

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37 minutes ago, mike newman said:

Ok Seth....I can tell you that after 60 or 70 years  , the ol' pecker no longer has a mind of its own......so directional   shifts are unlikely at that point....!!

...guess you are closing that gap....???:rolleyes:

Mike

I meant the wind, Mike, the wind. 

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4 hours ago, Rawleigh99 said:

Might have to tie a string around it to help releasing it during the winter months! LOL

Thats how he ended up with the extra hole

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On 5/20/2022 at 2:48 PM, vtfireman85 said:

I meant the wind, Mike, the wind. 

..on reflection,  Seth ...of course you are correct about the wind....you were obviously talking about   the ''head '' wind.......:rolleyes:

Mike

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On 5/19/2022 at 9:10 PM, mike newman said:

Ok Seth....I can tell you that after 60 or 70 years  , the ol' pecker no longer has a mind of its own......so directional   shifts are unlikely at that point....!!

...guess you are closing that gap....???:rolleyes:

Mike

You talkin' about windage or elevation?

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37 minutes ago, Steve C. said:

You talkin' about windage or elevation?

I have no wish to join in a pissing contest   Steve...:rolleyes:...but    ""windage or elevation""??   ...no neither...

..more like a portable  plumbob....  with no strings attached....(as 'they' often  say...)

Mike...............................the golden years  eh ??    Ha F***ing Ha

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