KWRB Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/17/2022 at 7:01 PM, dads706 said: To the Craigslist sellers.......... It's a corn stalk not a stock. And it's a hay bale not a bail. I dated a city girl who called them hay balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWRB Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Art From Coleman said: "Gone thru", a tunnel "Gone thru", a car wash "Gone thru", the wall of my house "Gone thru", a whole s**tpot of my money, with NO results Or through. But hey, who's being picky? What agitates me (and I see it a lot here) is when something "needs painted" or "needs fixed". It's like nails on a chalkboard. An item "needs fixing" or "needs to be fixed". Your elementary school teachers are rolling in their graves. And if they're not dead yet, don't let them see your terrible grammar. They'll shoot themselves; their lives are a sham. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWRB Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 13 hours ago, dads706 said: Years ago when I was doing work for some defense contractors I somehow got shipped off to DC to listen to a bunch of Georgetown lawyers explain why I should always use terms like "could" or "can" and NEVER use terms like "would" or "will". The session had absolutely nothing to do with what I was doing, but it was interesting and gave some insight into legal speak. I still think about that sometimes when dealing with legal stuff. I work with lawyers all day long. Getting things accomplished is SOO effing hard, on account of their commitment issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearheadmb Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 The first rule of English; their our know rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binderoid Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, iowaboy1965 said: hodykia, I was stuck on this for like 30 seconds; I thought you were doing a spoof of Hodaka. Then I read the rest of the post..duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iowaboy1965 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Pronounced who de ki. A former coworker used it a lot. Sorry if I made anybodys brain lock up. 😁 18 minutes ago, Binderoid said: I was stuck on this for like 30 seconds; I thought you were doing a spoof of Hodaka. Then I read the rest of the post..duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawleigh99 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 And the ubiquitous "Running when parked . . " but they don't tell you it was parked 30 years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Fan Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, iowaboy1965 said: Pronounced who de ki. A former coworker used it a lot. Sorry if I made anybodys brain lock up. 😁 Ok, makes sense now. Familiar with the pronunciation, not the spelling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iowaboy1965 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 13 minutes ago, DT Fan said: Ok, makes sense now. Familiar with the pronunciation, not the spelling! I guessed on the spelling.....😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandhiller Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Art From Coleman said: "My 1876 Hoyt-Clagwell tractor "She uses a little oil but outside of that she's cherry" 😉 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepoweshiekfarmalls Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, sandhiller said: Imagine if Oliver Wendall Douglas had the Detroitson in Green Acres! 😆 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 A couple of my pets: Weather guy or babe saying "normal" instead of "average". In the midwest, and I'm sure many other places, normal is not average, and average is not normal. "reach out" - we used to call, or get in contact, or write, but now we just reach out. I can picture George Carlin doing a bit on that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIHTECH Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 40 minutes ago, Steve C. said: "reach out" Have a young man in fire dept that likes to "reach out by crafting an email" 1st time I heard him say this I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 40 minutes ago, CIHTECH said: Have a young man in fire dept that likes to "reach out by crafting an email" 1st time I heard him say this I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry. ...if he has manicured facial hair...designer sunglasses...knows a lot about nothing....and wears to work, pants that look like pyjama pants....once you would have laughed...but the reality is that you really have to 'metaphorically ", cry......because it is my observation that those ''males'' are certainly not about to become the salvation of mankind..... Mike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtfireman85 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 hours ago, nepoweshiekfarmalls said: Imagine if Oliver Wendall Douglas had the Detroitson in Green Acres! 😆 He can have the Deteotison (whatever that is) me I would be more interested in Eva, 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray54 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said: He can have the Deteotison (whatever that is) me I would be more interested in Eva, Deteotison is in the Projects, Builds, & Restorations listed as Fordson F project. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardtail Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 And if you haven't followed this highly entertaining project this winter is soon to make noise 🙉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binderoid Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Art From Coleman said: Farm Show magazine IS the print equivalent of yt.com I had been there a long time and I thought they were just like anyone else, but after the last week and a half watching them gang-bang this guy because he was building an H to burn kerosene, just to run once in a while; he was sticking to his guns and they just kept flogging him. If, somehow, this topic could be transplanted over there, with all those grammar school drop-outs, it would be roundly criticized, called the “English Police”, or simply taken as a personal affront. Really disappointed in that crew this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
td9bcf180 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 A guy told me one time that his neighbour (USA = neighbor- both are correct spellings) bought a new truck- a 10 wheeler- to pull his 48' semi trailer. "Not sure what make it was but I think it was a KENMORE". My reply was "I bet the motor sounded like a washing machine". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Englander Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 9 hours ago, vtfireman85 said: I would be more interested in Eva Eva and Eddie Albert were a good match. All the Gabor sisters were hot but she was the most likeable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
td9bcf180 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 This is my real rant for a Friday. A FISHER is a 4 legged animal that lives deep in the bush/forest/woods and is valuable for its fur and thus to the trapping industry (what's left of it) in Canada. So I was amazed to read last week of 3 fishers drowning off the coast of Newfoundland when their boat capsized in stormy weather. How these critters managed to captain a fishing vessel and end up at sea is beyond me. The words "Fisherman" or "Fishermen" are apparently no longer in the dictionary. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Englander Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, td9bcf180 said: The words "Fisherman" or "Fishermen" are apparently no longer in the dictionary Welcome to "woke". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
td9bcf180 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 minute ago, New Englander said: Welcome to "woke". Yes. And the "woke" are in for a rude awakening some day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtfireman85 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, New Englander said: Eva and Eddie Albert were a good match. All the Gabor sisters were hot but she was the most likeable. Tsa Tsa probably had her beat in aesthetics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
td9bcf180 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, Art From Coleman said: BUT, I'll believe it when I see actual proof of it, AND I WILL rejoice in that fact. Amen, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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