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Putting the roll of toilet paper, on.


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^^^ I was going to mention the cat. If you have a Bengal in the house, the roll goes on backwards, and you never leave a sheet hanging free. 

Edit to add little story. Mom came to visit, used facilities... admonished my incorrect mounting of TP roll and told me she turned it around. I told her the cat would un-roll it... Not even 1/2 hr later, entire roll was on floor. For the last ten yrs, someone uses the bathroom, within 10 minutes my cat goes to check things out.

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2 hours ago, scoutring said:

Back in the 50's we had a three holer out back, newspaper or magzines was used "after you read it " (didn't used the shiney pages)

Old telephone books were at the barn's one hole. Uncle had a roll of TP hidden.

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Mine sets on the stand by the toilet.

When I was a kid an old man would never use his inside toilet (installed for his wife). He used his outhouse. That stuff don't belong in the house.

He said people used to eat inside and use the bathroom outside. Now they eat outside and use the bathroom inside. It's just not right!

Thx-Ace 

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Wife goes on mission trips to Peru.  The saying there is "If it's brown flush it down, If it's yellow let it mellow"

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17 hours ago, Art From Coleman said:

Muslim country

Eat and shake hands with the right, wipe butt with left. Steal something and you end up eating with your crappy left hand Sharia law! Tough system!

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6 hours ago, Art From Coleman said:

And certain applications of Sharia law would work wonders in this country, serving as a REAL deterrent.

Remember the outrage when Singapore sentenced the young vandal to "caning', and how the outcry by the American public got his sentence reduced from 25 strokes, to just a few, well, a few handless, (or headless) persons wandering about in public would send a serious, and visible message that probation, or community service, does NOT have.

Might be a little extreme but bring back "Broken Windows" , prosecute all crimes as vandalism is NOT victimless. Nip it in the bud. I think the public may have had enough of DAs that won't prosecute any crime short of murder.

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