Alan Dinan Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my momma when I was born. Took out his pocketknife and cut off my horns!! Waylon- Trouble man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxmagnum Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Suprised no one posted this one yet unless i missed it.... "Well life on the farm is kinda laid back, Ain't much an old country boy like me can't hack...." John Denver 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandhiller Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 You're the reason our kids are ugly.................little darlin' Conway and Loretta Edit to add the last line of the song Conway says to Loretta "All our kids took after your side of the family anyway" Loretta replies "Oh yeah? What about the one that's bald"🤣 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
int 504 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me Brothers in Arms Marc Knopfler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillman Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 The Living Years Every generation Blames the one before And all of their frustrations Come beating on your door I know that I'm a prisoner To all my Father held so dear I know that I'm a hostage To all his hopes and fears I just wish I could have told him in the living years Paul Carrick without the Mechanics.......... wonderful version I stumbled across a few years ago 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 “Hey pretty baby are you ready for me, it’s your good rockin’ daddy down from Tennessee” - Guitar Town, Steve Earle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sledgehammer said: “Hey pretty baby are you ready for me, it’s your good rockin’ daddy down from Tennessee” - Guitar Town, Steve Earle Great tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 I was brought up in a speed bump town, 'long Highway 92 fillin' station and a horse trader's inn, there never was very much to do... Ghost Town - Jason Reed from Cumberland, Iowa (one of my best friends plays banjo and pedal steel with him) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1466IH Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Y'all was comin' in and now you're backin' out Welcome to my house-Nu Breed https://youtu.be/b1OtvpAZkvk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1466IH Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 I’m stuck here in this prison called assisted livin’ **** Brenn Hill-Shoot Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 52 minutes ago, 1466IH said: I’m stuck here in this prison called assisted livin’ **** Brenn Hill-Shoot Me We have a 101 year old friend who's spent the last two years in solitary confinement. Right down the hall from her best friend, who she couldn't visit. She'd take the Winchester route but she can't. This made my eyes leak. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FARMALL FIXER Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 I was born in this valley On this ranch I was raised Corb Lund : S Lazy H I have lived it ....... special song with a special meaning that hits home . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriStripe1086 Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 I gave a girl a ride in my wagon Now she crawled in and took control She was tired as her mind was draggin And I said get some sleep-and dream of rock and roll Chevy Van by Sammy Johns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 “I put the good in front of bye ya’ll, put a hole in the drywall, put the pedal to the firewall, and I was gone” - Wanted Me Gone, Josh Thompson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1256pickett Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear Biting on a bullet and pulling out all of his hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1256pickett Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Jesus has my heart, but whiskey's got my liver Floatin' through life like a raft on a river I know what's right and I know what's wrong I know how to quit but now it's been too long drinkin song Jason Boland and the Stragglers that song has a lot of great lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 58 minutes ago, 1256pickett said: Jesus has my heart, but whiskey's got my liver Floatin' through life like a raft on a river I know what's right and I know what's wrong I know how to quit but now it's been too long drinkin song Jason Boland and the Stragglers that song has a lot of great lines I like those guys. Or at least a lot of their older stuff. Saw them once at an outdoor venue probably 12-13 years ago. Talked to Jason for a second after the show and shook his hand. Seemed like a normal guy. They came with several bands to a fairgrounds about 1.5hrs north of me at Altamont IL. Pat Green and Luke Bryan were there. That was before people knew who Luke Bryan was and all he played was bro-country. Pat Green put on a killer show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve C. Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 My eyes leak a little when I listen to this one. As I rode in to Tombstone, on my horse his name was Mack I saw what I'll relate to you goin' on behind my back Mason Proffit - Two Hangmen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihrondiesel Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Hey, man, them ain’t high-heeled sneakers Hank Jr., I’m Just a Dinosaur 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehammer Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 “Well I figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle, wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole, ride her off a mountain like old Arlo, figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle” - Motorcycle, Colter Wall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 On 3/11/2022 at 7:09 PM, 1256pickett said: Last night as I was out a ridin’ graveyard shift, midnight ‘till dawn the moon was as bright as a readin’ light for a letter from an old friend back home Chorus: He asked me why do you ride for your money Why do you rope for short pay You ain’t getting’ nowhere And you’re losin’ your share Boy, you must have gone crazy out there this song popped into my head reading another thread where @sandhiller and @mike newman were discussing “fly over country”. The first lines of the chorus is the great part. ..one of the best of Garth's , Mr Pickett ....great lyrics..... ,,,as you well know...the boys on here that love those leaping, screaming pricks ......, DC and AC ..that kind of head banging garbage....don't know what good lyrics are.. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerFixEmUp Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Sometimes the first line isn't enough. Shot Down In Flames AC/DC Ooooh! Wow! One, Two! Out on the town, looking for a woman Gonna give me good love Anybody want to hang out with me I'm really burning up She was standing alone over by the jukebox Like she's something to sell I said, Baby what's the going price She told me to go to **** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 52 minutes ago, FarmerFixEmUp said: Sometimes the first line isn't enough. Shot Down In Flames AC/DC Ooooh! Wow! One, Two! Out on the town, looking for a woman Gonna give me good love Anybody want to hang out with me I'm really burning up She was standing alone over by the jukebox Like she's something to sell I said, Baby what's the going price She told me to go to **** ........gasp !!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihrondiesel Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 42 minutes ago, mike newman said: ........gasp !!! Oh Mike, I’m sure you’ll like this one better. Make sure you watch til the end (though I don’t recommend that you do so while sitting next to your Cook) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 44 minutes ago, ihrondiesel said: Oh Mike, I’m sure you’ll like this one better. Make sure you watch til the end (though I don’t recommend that you do so while sitting next to your Cook) Awee Ron....you old tease ..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike ..poor girl......looked like she needed to take a dump ...way that butt was swingin'...bet she was glad when the ''wash up '' was finished.....Heard the screeching..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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