searcyfarms Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 since a wood chuck cant chuck wood why would someone make up a question asking how much wood they could chuck vehicles run uphill and downhill why dont they have shoes instead of tires people say morning - what exactly is ning and how much ning does a person really need? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jass1660 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 So if you use a lighter, every light of the lighter causes it to get lighter until it’s so light it won’t light anymore! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzo Posted August 28, 2021 Author Share Posted August 28, 2021 How did the Loan Ranger always know of a short cut that no one else knew of? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dinan Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 On 8/10/2021 at 11:02 AM, Pete1468 said: If someone calls your cell and you can't answer it right then why do they call right back again and again instead of leaving a message. It’s probably just you , Pete. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a payphone near Mark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoilerRed Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Drive on a parkway, park in the driveway. Send something by boat and its called cargo, send it by truck and its a shipment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikem Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 No matter how many bodies archeologists dig up, there are only male and female???????? What the heck???????? Mike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zleinenbach Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 When people call and say their hot water heater went out and need it fixed... it’s not a hot water heater. There’s no need to heat something that’s already hot! i dint know why but that has always driven me nuts ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandhiller Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Why is there a "D" in Fridge but not in refrigerator??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike newman Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 18 hours ago, sandhiller said: Why is there a "D" in Fridge but not in refrigerator??? ....because of the endless vagaries of the English language...I imagine.... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitty Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Why is it called a building when it's already built ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihrondiesel Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Why do people say “ I’m going to take a crap” when they go to the bathroom? I usually leave something, never take something. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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