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13 minutes ago, Farmall1066 said:

Depends if she likes electric fences in the bedroom?!?!?????????

If she does I think you would want to end the relationship ?

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Quite the wordsmith Lorenzo it worked for @King of Obsolete we were reading his cat train newsletters over a decade ago, now he is a big time romance writer, strange thing is the material didn’t change a lot

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....Oh Lorenzo...just stick with your day job.....:mellow:

...those "live wire "  romances are all very fine...but somebody always'' pulls the plug ''......maybe that should be ''pulls the pin''...whatever....then thats it...:(

Mike

 

(was that girl who liked pumpkins, going to be in the  story...???:wub:  )

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20 hours ago, hardtail said:

Quite the wordsmith Lorenzo it worked for @King of Obsolete we were reading his cat train newsletters over a decade ago, now he is a big time romance writer, strange thing is the material didn’t change a lot

Wait...what?!

 

Are we talking about the same KoO?

Thansk?

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Yes .... you should have told her about the new electric fence.....    wave after wave.......?

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3 hours ago, TN Hillbilly said:

Wait...what?!

 

Are we talking about the same KoO?

Thansk?

Yes!

23 minutes ago, arizonian said:

Wouldn't this be the appropriate time for MTO to step in with one of his stories?

 

Oh, never mind...

Hmmmmmmm, ought to ask his nephew.

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It's funny if the dog gets hot by the electric fence he just yips about for for just a couple seconds and I can laugh.  When the wife gets an electric fence education she yips about it for years and at no point can I laugh.

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35 minutes ago, 1586 Jeff said:

Yes!

Hmmmmmmm, ought to ask his nephew.

You can't just answer that with yes.  What do you mean, KoO writes romance novels?  How do y'all know this stuff?  I though he wrote about pullin crawlers out of the bottom of lakes, then driving them home and such?  Romance novels???!

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1 hour ago, TN Hillbilly said:

Romance novels???!

....call them what you wish.....   Available at Walmart, so buy a copy so he gets the royalties! ?

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When I  was a wee nipper I  peed on one once.

It went right through me it did!

 

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14 hours ago, BoilerRed said:

I kid you not, a friend of mine had a girlfriend who was in to cattle prods and shock collars.  It takes all kinds I guess.

She sounds like an electrifying date ?

 

 

 

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Been thinking about this.

I remember my father recounting a story of when the local pack if foxhounds went under a fence. Noses down, tails up!

One of the first hound's tails went under the fence it turned around and bit the houmd behind it.

End result a mass brawl of hounds ??????

 

I bet the fox was laughing ???

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17 hours ago, DT361 said:

....call them what you wish.....   Available at Walmart, so buy a copy so he gets the royalties! ?

KoO.jpg.30e66a9f392b203664eef8283ef38661.jpg

Well, I'll be dogged. 

That, I am tempted to buy...

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