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28 minutes ago, Dasnake said:

I guess I should have known it was to good to be true, great story though!

 

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...just wondering  if it is part of Mrs Patel's  seedy empire  ????

Mike

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1 hour ago, mike newman said:

...now that is what I would call     very droll, indeed!!!    :rolleyes:...thought for a minute...at your advancing years.... you might have difficulty  sorting out ''lead'' ,,,(as in leed ) time  and 'cycle''  time..or even worse, you might be shootin....no we will not make  more assumptions........:mellow:

Mike

No shootin' Mike.

Just some ponderances whilst unloading fuel and figuring out the intricacies of the new thermal (sans rifle) on the Merriman town cats at the dumpster across the street.

This mind of "advancing years" never thought he would be using a scope where firmware had to be downloaded but, here we are and it is cool.

There is a whole night world out there that just opened up to me.?

 

 

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Yes...well Jeff as you know , it is a mite rich   giving you the "advancing years"   tag...but by now you know how I get confused  over certain   issues............:rolleyes:

Few blokes around  these parts...who poach our Red Deer, run  this "night vision '   stuff......runs up and beyond  $5k  (NZ)..but shore works a treat.....

Boy and I were out last night ...the old Ruger  77   250-3000  and a  West German Pecar    6x scope.......thought about it, that scope is about 50 yrs old  !!!!......Missed out......to misty, which just sucks up that light.....

Neighbours    kid has rolled several of  "our "   Red Deer.......looks me in the eye and flat out denies it...Old story..do you piss your good neighbour off  or...........

So, I remember a wonderful story ...(among many )....from that doyen of "Gun  Writers" Jack    O'Connor, in respect  of catching ..in this case ...a spotlighter, without actually being "on the spot" ...going to give  it a try......:)

Hope other things are working out for you .....

Mike

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Guy was bragging to a older married co-worker about his sex life. He said how about you I know you are married are you getting any on the side ?

The old guy says on the side ? I didn't know they moved it.

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Spike Milligan (of Goon Show and other fames) was in an artillery unit in WW2.  The "War History" he wrote is somewhat different.

In the confusion of one move in North Africa another in the unit was "looking busy" walking around with an empty DDT container.

Answer when questioned "Delousing, Sir"

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Botswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...


The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai

BADA BING BADA "DUCKING" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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25 minutes ago, Dasnake said:

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Botswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...


The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai

BADA BING BADA "DUCKING" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was this approved by the United Nations ????

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A baby seal walks into a bar and orders a whiskey,

Bartender asks "any special blend"

Baby seal retorts "anything but kanadian klub"

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An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find two sheriff deputy's standing there.
 
"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked.
 
"Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years.
 
"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.
 
The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. 
 
They looked it over and handed it back to him.
 
"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.
 
The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook.”   

 

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23 hours ago, Ian Beale said:

Time they let you out of the cabin?

So what your saying is I have cabin fever, maybe everywhere else, but here the term is covid fever........

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9 hours ago, Dasnake said:

Three guys walk into a bar, you would think the third guy would have seen it

 

A blonde, brunette, and redhead walk into a bar. To their left sits a Texan, a Frenchman, and an Irishman. To their right is a priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk. Bartender surveys the crowd and says, “what is this, some kinda joke?”

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