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Huh.......""bunch of halfwits" eh

Well....thats gratitude for you, ...hope "new guys" spinning wheel keeps you in the ''park''   mode.....  so there  ...!!!!!!

Mike

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Came home an hour early on this momentous day. She was gussied up as she does when the Culligan man comes. I was handed a  frosted glass of my favorite adult beverage. I promptly consum

I sure appreciate all the birthday wishes from you bunch of halfwits! I`m better today after suffering the DTs when the forum went down yesterday. The doc at the ER gave me some little pills

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4 hours ago, Farmall1066 said:

Happy birthday Mark!!!! Don’t celebrate, or accelerate to hard with del grande!!B4049816-3CEE-4C67-9068-7BFAAE1B404C.gif.b6fbc5c036b854de1295fe684774e9ef.gif

I have a chunk of 2x4 ziptied under the throttle pedal to cut down on tire replacement!

It`s got the big hammer in it you know!

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2 hours ago, Qc.Can.IH man said:

I texted hot plug to let them know it’s your birthday

Oh, thanks a LOT buddy!!!!

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Came home an hour early on this momentous day.

She was gussied up as she does when the Culligan man comes.

I was handed a  frosted glass of my favorite adult beverage.

I promptly consumed half of the iced glass's contents.

As she flipped her hair out of her eyes she asked "good?"

I nodded in appreciation.

She recited the evening menu which I knew from the aromas when I entered.

A large pan of cream puffs was in view.

I rose from my chair in my soiled clothes to shower.

She replenished my emptied glass with a smile.

My shower was completed in record time then I returned to her side.

Supper was served to my chair with a stemmed glass of red wine.

She asked about my day and shared her disdain when I mentioned the difficulties I endured at work.

The evening passed quickly with 2 candles flickering on the mantle.

The day was ending with near perfection.

The animals fed/a delicious supper with my beautiful bride/a half a buzz... it was a great day.

She rose, coughed, broke wind and said "it's my bedtime, I have a headache and dont keep me up with your snoring"

So here I am with Chubs watching How I Met Your Mother and reading RPF.

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

sigh.....

 

 

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She ........... broke wind  .......

Lol 

You should write books 

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Sure hope those pills the ER dr gave you weren’t little blue pills and I hope you didn’t take one tonight. If you did it’s gonna be a long night. 

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She "broke wind" and you didn't follow her into the BR???

That was the waste gate? She was spooled up and rarin to go.

Boost is prolly gone by now ?

This is the part where you "sigh"

Nothin left but for you and Chubs to finish the wine and BD cake and get a good nites sleep.

Happy birthday Mark????

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More believable version. Chubs and I broke wind. Her wrinkling her nose and trying not to gag but still be polite says its my bedtime. She quickly escapes to cleaner air. He falls asleep with half eaten piece of cake in his lap and chubs helps him out. She falls asleep waiting on him to de gassify. ?

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10 hours ago, MTO said:

 I have a headache and dont keep me up with your snoring"

You just can’t seem to catch a break! Well Memorial Day is coming soon, maybe she’ll have some memories of days gone by, then you’ll find yourself..... never mind!! 

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10 hours ago, MTO said:

 

 

have a headache

 

Mark if you proactively hand her aspirin and she said what is this for you can say well that's settled you don't have a headache 

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Maybe she just didn't think it was worth the effort to put on her spurs for a less than 8 second ride? ?‍♂️?

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13 hours ago, iowaboy1965 said:

 she just didn't think it was worth the effort to put on her spurs 

NOt an expert by any means but I think I see where the problem may be..........................................................?

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48 minutes ago, sandhiller said:

NOt an expert by any means but I think I see where the problem may be..........................................................?

What??    .Ohh...I see....he's got no spurs....sigh......Yes   MTO...that is a worry:blush:

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