junkandcattle 670 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Quite often you hear about millions of dollars spent researching weird random stuff and then papers get published with more grants given. This has spawned an idea. We should study the effect of coverall zipper sound on the lower intestinal system. No matter how "prepared" I am shortly after layering up and zipped into those coveralls I get to hurry undoing. ? BTW I just want to be a paid test subject with a variety of coveralls / bibs furnished for testing. Someone else can do the math and keep the books 1 10 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MBrown 91 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 11 minutes ago, junkandcattle said: Quite often you hear about millions of It never fails ... the more layers you have on ..... the worse you gotta go Or so i have heard from others ?? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vtfireman85 5,715 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 ??? for me it is the closing of the garage door with the furnace going 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
615 spike 64 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 What sizes will you be needing? Should the off brands (anything but Carhartt ) be labeled to indicate that they are part of a scientific test and not a personal preference by some cheapskate? I am familiar with the problem, good luck on finding a cure other than constipation,. cab 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1965Dennis 155 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Think that is bad for us old people, try getting a young kid all bundled up. 1 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1466fan 1,363 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Just experienced this a short time ago. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dads706 1,054 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 This test could go on for quite some time because food can be added to the equation. Especially food that does not agree with said gastronomical functions (if you know what I mean). It is a known fact that this will usually happen when any or a combination of conditions occur for example....... number of clothes layers requiring removal and distance from commode are the two most common. Add to this ...slip-on overshoes vs lace -up's. Combine all these with with a rapidly increasing urgency along with the difficulty of garment removal while trying to keep in what desperately wants to get out. Ahhh the joy of being a senior citizen. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
51cub 20 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 If I could keep the bibs and coveralls I'd do it for free but I'd willingly accept any pay they felt a need to give me. I been trying to come up with a way to fasten my braces right inside the coveralls so when I start them off the braces come too and pull my pants right down with them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The New Number One 224 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Shameful confession, a couple of times in my life, I didn't make it in time, OMG! Sigh. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jingles1928 800 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Just a couple? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dads706 1,054 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 2 hours ago, The New Number One said: Shameful confession, a couple of times in my life, I didn't make it in time, OMG! Sigh. Hard to run with puckered cheeks. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandhiller 16,604 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Sweatpants underneath the insulated bibs............................................... Follow me for more senior citizen life hacks? ? ? ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve C. 2,771 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 4 hours ago, The New Number One said: Shameful confession, a couple of times in my life, I didn't make it in time, OMG! Sigh. Does that make you The New Number Two? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike newman 2,698 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 5 hours ago, sandhiller said: Follow me for more senior citizen life hacks? ? ? ? OK.......what is fifty feet long and smells of pi... ah....urine ???? No?? ...the Conga line at the seniors ball...... Mike 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
augercreek 605 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Many a time I'm shedding cloths as I scurry from the shop to the house, jacket on the sidewalk,bibs undone and say loudly get out of the WAY as I rush done the hall, barely get the shorts down and let er rip!!! ( I confess, not quite making it once or twice ) I hope I can get better at sprinting, aw heck that only makes it worse ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The New Number One 224 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 14 hours ago, jingles1928 said: Just a couple? Well, maybe 3 ☺️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Farmall1066 2,067 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 12 hours ago, dads706 said: Hard to run with puckered cheeks. Penguin walk!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dads706 1,054 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 I mentioned food because my diabetic meds sometimes react to certain foods. Unfortunately I never seem to know what will or will not react. Only that..... you don't get much warning, and when you gotta go, you gotta go. I know, much more than you wanted to know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yellowrosefarm 580 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Add another study for determining the distance you need to travel away from any semblance of a place you can relieve yourself, to trigger the response of needing to relieve yourself. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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