Colaguy 22 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 I am busier than a cat covering up s---t on a tin roof seven miles from dirt. Mom always said don't bite the hand that feeds you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkandcattle 771 Posted January 1 Author Share Posted January 1 44 minutes ago, Mr. Plow said: That looks like a sick porcupine The porcupine reminded me of another one If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kevingweq 236 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Unappealing,  She fell out of the ugly tree and smacked every branch on the way down , Over weight,  Just a biscuit shy of 500 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1466fan 1,390 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Butter face  Everything looks good. Butter face. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Plow 1,031 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Stolen from the old snow plow thread.... Put her in "go home" gear..... And related.... Time to really twist her tail... Tighten it till it turns blue and squeaks... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 1,055 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 "Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock" (Via Ernest Gann) An expression I haven't used in quite some time due to the drought years we've had Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 1,055 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 5 hours ago, junkandcattle said: The porcupine reminded me of another one If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine Heard this one locally by legend. A lady of repute was asked how far the lengths would add to. She wasn't sure of that but thought she could make a picket fence to the local town about 50 miles away 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edsfarms 146 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 4 hours ago, Kevingweq said: Unappealing,  She fell out of the ugly tree and smacked every branch on the way down , Over weight,  Just a biscuit shy of 500 Hit every branch on the way down,  landed in a Duncan donuts and had to eat her way out. If she had to haul azz, she have to make two trips! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superih 291 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Crooked as a pan of guts. So ugle she could scare a bulldog off of meat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craig61019 300 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 12 minutes ago, superih said: Crooked as a pan of guts. So ugle she could scare a bulldog off of meat. Variation, kid was so ugly had to tie a bone around their neck to get the dog to play with them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DT Fan 1,365 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 So ugly she could scare a train up a dirt road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgehammer 9,108 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 She’s so hot she could make a jack rabbit slap a grizzly bear 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike newman 2,810 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 ....well...given this thread must be taxing BJ.s  "wipe out '' finger.... a line from an old Uncle of mine, in respect of his early  (1950's) welding endeavors.. ""A good strong rough job........like sowing up a bull's arse with a snig chain " As a kid I always found this amusing...... Mike 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2+2 Guy 464 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Every time they build something idiot proof somebody builds a better idiot. 2 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The New Number One 287 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Guy I used to work with, whenever he'd see a good looking woman, "I'd crawl a mile on my belly over broken glass just to poke a stick in her $hit"  Same guy: "If yarn was a nickel a skein, I'm so poor I couldn't buy enough to knit a hummingbird a pair of leggings"  Friend of my son, when talking about a not so good looking woman, "She's so buck toothed she could eat an ear of corn through a knothole in a board fence". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DT Fan 1,365 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Hey Todd, or anybody else for that matter. Need some advice for loading some 30/30's. These are for my uncle, 94 Winchester. 150 gr. Hornadys. He has a pound of 4064, I don't know where to start. The books I have say anywhere from 30 to 38 grains max. He thinks 34 is what Dad loaded for him years ago. I don't want to blow him up nor do I want to be able to time them with a stopwatch. First time I've loaded 30/30's or for a lever gun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkandcattle 771 Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
farmall666 438 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 1/1/2021 at 2:07 PM, junkandcattle said: The porcupine reminded me of another one If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine BANGED MORE TIMES THAN A SCREEN DOOR...LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
farmall666 438 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 1/1/2021 at 9:11 AM, oldtanker said: I'm so broke that if it cost a nickel to s### I'd have to throw up. Â Rick I AM SO BROKE I DIDNT HAVE A PENNY TO MY NAME.. SO GUESS WHAT? CHANGED ,MY NAME. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike newman 2,810 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 7 hours ago, junkandcattle said: Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs ....you must be talking about "DT Fan "???? Mike 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pukeko 111 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 "she is built like a Dutch Plow,thick where the pin goes in ". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The New Number One 287 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 When referencing a difficult task: "That's harder than picking fly $hit out of black pepper while wearing boxing gloves" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diesel Doctor 2,397 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 12 hours ago, DT Fan said: Hey Todd, or anybody else for that matter. Need some advice for loading some 30/30's. These are for my uncle, 94 Winchester. 150 gr. Hornadys. He has a pound of 4064, I don't know where to start. The books I have say anywhere from 30 to 38 grains max. He thinks 34 is what Dad loaded for him years ago. I don't want to blow him up nor do I want to be able to time them with a stopwatch. First time I've loaded 30/30's or for a lever gun. If the book verifies 30-38 grains of 4064 with that weight bullet, then the 34 would be middle of the road. 38 is probably on the edge of almost to much and 30 would be rather mild. 34 then would be where I would start. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DT Fan 1,365 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 6 hours ago, mike newman said: ....you must be talking about "DT Fan "???? Mike ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike newman 2,810 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 3 hours ago, DT Fan said: ??? .....in reference to your post re reloading the 30 Winchester rounds......and the thought of ''not wanting to blow him up ''......I found that amusing......and your follow up comment, re the 'stop watch''.... Mike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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