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Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

 

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28 minutes ago, MinnesotaFarmall said:

You have finger tips and the tips of your toes, so why can you tip toe, but not tip finger?

In my case balance....

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If someone is upset or otherwise dissatisfied about something like say policies at work and they are said to be disgruntled. If you are dissatisfied then you are no longer satisfied, but how can you be disgruntled if there is no such thing as being "gruntled".?? 

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Not really humorous, but why do airplane command pilots usually sit in the left seat but helicopter command pilots usually sit in the right seat?  (notice l said usually, not always)

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Who decided these words don't need an s on the end to denote plural. Elk, deer, sheep, bear.

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we go to ''the''  bathroom.....  we go to 'the' shop...''the' truck....and so on....but we just  go to 'bed.'...????......odd isn't it...like   a multitude of oddities  in the English   language  Mike

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Deep thoughts?  Hmmmm,

When did protesting mean helping yourself to a new washing machine?

Why is a guy who looks like a mountain man running twitter?

Push to defund the police, then b*tch they aren't doing enough?

Wife calls leaving work, says make anything for supper I am starved..............Cook a meal, she doesn't like it?  Thought Starved = You eat anything?

Finally, the big grand daddy one I have deep thoughts about.................Vermont: Conducting a Thong search in the Kitchen?  To be or not to be Jealous?!:lol::lol::lol:

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How come the word “phonetic”, isn’t???

why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together??

when you fell a tree for firewood, how come you cut it “down” then cut it “ up”???

why does the same word “pound” , have three different meanings???

if peanut oil is made from peanuts, vegetable oil is made from vegetables......then what is baby oil made from ????🤔😔

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15 minutes ago, IHKIWI said:

 

How come the word “phonetic”, isn’t???

 

Hey! “Hooked on pheenix” werktid for me! 

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How come you can say, I'm on my last leg, when you have two?

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Why do we ail after to much ale?

when are we allowed to talk aloud?

why did I say doh when I missed the doe?

why did the boarder come across the border?

why did I hear boos when I shut off the booze?

why did I feel weak at the end of the week?

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I park in my garage.

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