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Taking a shower tonite and how this station got tuned onto my ghetto blaster, dunno.

After lathering up, sorry no pics, this program came on hosted by Dr Kenner from Rhode Island. Clinical psychologist.

I stepped out to turn the channel then realized my high amp ghetto blaster, yes I still have one, might light me up and my death would send my wife, actually my pets, into an eternal depression.

So for THEIR sakes, i bullied  thru the radio show.

By the time i was rinsed and dried off enuf to safely hit the tuner knob, she had me convinced to sign the papers necessary to admit myself into the 2nd floor of the hospital.

She convinced me this is best for me and all my friends/family/lovers AND ex wives and ex girlfriends.

[She didnt mention online forum friends/enemies but surely they would be included]

So, i think I'll give the dogs a hug, shake my wife's hand and proceed into Dr. Kenner's path towards physical and mental bliss.

Doubt they'll  allow me internet access so for now i bid you adieu....😭

 

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Ok gents.

My story was true less the fact that this nationally syndicated  Dr had me convinced I was bonkers.

I was in awe at her advice to call ins.

Guess she does no less harm than say our freak show he- she-it "Dr"  who has a choke hold on PA.

Relax, I'm fine

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Im so confused. ... why are you lathering your junk and listening to talk radio? 

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3 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

Im so confused. ... why are you lathering your junk and listening to talk radio? 

Focus VTF. F O C U S.

The station was changed from my normal rock shower dance sing a thon 

And I didnt mention "junk", you did...sigh.

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7 minutes ago, MTO said:

Focus VTF. F O C U S.

The station was changed from my normal rock shower dance sing a thon 

And I didnt mention "junk", you did...sigh.

Just saying, we did it differently when I was in school...now if it was Brittany spears that gave you a euphoric shower experience, I would understand better than it being Dr Phil....

hey, who am I to judge, whatever flogs your log!

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3 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

Just saying, we did it differently when I was in school...now if it was Brittany spears that gave you a euphoric shower experience, I would understand better than it being Dr Phil....

hey, who am I to judge, whatever flogs your log!

Musta been the cat with the evil scary satanic soul piercing eyes that rolled the dial...

Now I'm ascared.

BOOOOGIDY! BOOOOOOO!

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3 minutes ago, MTO said:

soul piercing eyes that rolled the dial...

Now I'm ascared.

Got your mind awandering now. Do I go or don't I. LOL

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Quit listening to on air doctors when johnny fever left!

And I want to projectile the starbucks when I hear the biggest boob on the tube, dr. Full er fill sorry phil.

 

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1 hour ago, vtfireman85 said:

Im so confused. ... why are you lathering your junk and listening to talk radio? 

Bath salts...............................................

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7 hours ago, MinnesotaFarmall said:

No one is judging MTO.

Speak for yourself 

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