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This answers a LOT of questions

Who is Jack Schitt? For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

Now, through the marvel of the internet, I'm able to fill in this info at last. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt! Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, was married to O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe SchittSherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nicknamed Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt 

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Now that was a fun read! 

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One of the Schitt boys married a asian girl, Sum Ting Wong and had a baby named Ho-Lee Schitt.

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1 hour ago, twostepn2001 said:

One of the Schitt boys married a asian girl, Sum Ting Wong and had a baby named Ho-Lee Schitt.

They also have cousins, Wu and Yu Flung Dung....

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2 hours ago, Ian Beale said:

Without a paddle?

Zactly.

 

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