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Went to crawl in the truck this afternoon and found this on the door 😂

Didn't know he was keepin track of all of all the stuff I've hit with the truck in the last 600K plus miles😁🤣

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...how many "strikes '   to go...before you go ????!!!!

Mike

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What’s #4? Possum?

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Love it!

I’m going to take some of my wife’s finger nail polish and paint the eyeballs on the bulldog! Mack truck people, not a real bulldog 🙄

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Does that make you an ace like the fighter pilots?😎

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1 hour ago, ihrondiesel said:

What’s #4? Possum?

That's my guess too.

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A guy doesn’t hit mice too often. That takes real talent!

Does that make “Nighthawk” your CB handle?

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Good idea to pick on smaller objects. No trains ,tractors, or combines.

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Got a deer last night. Damn near got a Longhorn night before last. Same place I got one about 10-12 years ago. A real Cowboy don't need a rope to catch a steer.

Apparently  I don't even need a horse!

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1 hour ago, kal said:

Does that make you an ace like the fighter pilots?😎

My thoughts too!

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Now for a bicycle decal....

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1 hour ago, Sledgehammer said:

A guy doesn’t hit mice too often. That takes real talent!

Does that make “Nighthawk” your CB handle?

You can call me Dragon!! 😬🤣

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7 minutes ago, Farmall1066 said:

You can call me Dragon!! 😬🤣

I bet.....LOL 😂

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Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

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2 hours ago, Farmall1066 said:

You can call me Dragon!! 😬🤣

Spelt like that or "Draggin'"?

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You guys say possum the first thing I thought was Santa Claus, old eyes I guess, and I also thought sand wouldn’t hit poor old Santa.

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I think #4 is a mouse. Kangaroo rats actually.

Although I have flattened a possum or two and coons, rabbits, taught a lesson to a skinny guy in bicycle shorts that wouldn't get out of my lane, a coyote, Tweety birds, a goose and a turkey. Other unidentified critters that were barely a dark spot in the headlights.

No cb handle, just Jeff to those that holler at me. Livin so close to the Rosebud, nitehawk is my Indian name. 🤣

And snake, after"grandma got run over by a reindeer". I wouldn't think of bumping 🎅. 😁

Thinking of those dadblamed bicyclers, I'd like to have a weed burner and point it straight out. Just thinking bout it gives me a warm fuzzy🤗

 

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4 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

Now for a bicycle decal....

By gawd I would love to do that! That would be hilarious 🤣

Not sure how those laugh a minute DOT guys in full battle rattle would react when the come slithering up my door though😳.   😁

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7 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

Now for a bicycle decal....

That would make him an ACE😎👍

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2 hours ago, sandhiller said:

By gawd I would love to do that! That would be hilarious 🤣

Not sure how those laugh a minute DOT guys in full battle rattle would react when the come slithering up my door though😳.   😁

They would ask you for your autograph!😂

You May have to tell a few war stories though🤩

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I had a conductor that kept a book of everything he ran over. One day we got a turkey. He was all excited ,got out his tally book.Didn't have a turkey yet. 

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That's funny

When im cutting hay it seems like there are always animals that don't get out of the way and you don't see them in thick 1st cutting. On our old 1465 New Holland haybine, i considered doing that on the back hay shield behind the mower conditioner part because I had gotten so many animals with it. Fawn were a big one. I think i had done 6 or 7 with it over the years we had it. Add a few skunks ( worlds dumbest animal) a couple of turkeys and a few woodchucks. I was a double Ace with that thing. 

For some reason my kill rate has gone down since we traded the 1465 for the 7220 New Holland discbine.

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8 hours ago, Ian Beale said:

Spelt like that or "Draggin'"?

That’s for you to figure out!!😬😬😎

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Professional hazing 

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7 hours ago, sandhiller said:

 

And snake, after"grandma got run over by a reindeer". I wouldn't think of bumping 🎅. 😁

 

 

 

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