lorenzo 13,962 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Went to Menards two days ago. Parking lot was packed and store had every check stand open . 11% off and looked like they were having a record day. I watched a pallet of TP come down the isle with a parade of customers chasing after it like it was a free beer float at Mardi Gras. When he set it down they dove on it like it was the last TP on Earth. It was so funny to watch and went so fast I didn’t even have time to get my phone out to film it. If I had, I’m sure it would have went Viral. It didn’t last two Minutes 1 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgehammer 7,384 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 It’s asinine. I wish somebody would add some chlorine to the gene pool right now. 2 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Farmall1066 1,804 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Wife and I went up to the local dollar general store last night to get some things to donate to the school so they can give the kids some care packages while they are at home. We were talking with one of the workers about the toilet paper or the lack there of, she said every Thursday they get a delivery for the week, and there’s usually a pallet or 2 of tp, paper towels, kleenex, and diapers. By Friday at noon it’s gone! She said she’s been paying attention to the to buyers, and she said it’s the same people buying the tp every Friday morning. We are a town of 360 people, so it’s easy to know your customers. How much tp does one household need??????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jingles1928 626 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Farmall1066 said: Wife and I went up to the local dollar general store last night to get some things to donate to the school so they can give the kids some care packages while they are at home. We were talking with one of the workers about the toilet paper or the lack there of, she said every Thursday they get a delivery for the week, and there’s usually a pallet or 2 of tp, paper towels, kleenex, and diapers. By Friday at noon it’s gone! She said she’s been paying attention to the to buyers, and she said it’s the same people buying the tp every Friday morning. We are a town of 360 people, so it’s easy to know your customers. How much tp does one household need??????? Depends on how full of sh!! they are. 1 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vtfireman85 5,041 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Farmall1066 said: Wife and I went up to the local dollar general store last night to get some things to donate to the school so they can give the kids some care packages while they are at home. We were talking with one of the workers about the toilet paper or the lack there of, she said every Thursday they get a delivery for the week, and there’s usually a pallet or 2 of tp, paper towels, kleenex, and diapers. By Friday at noon it’s gone! She said she’s been paying attention to the to buyers, and she said it’s the same people buying the tp every Friday morning. We are a town of 360 people, so it’s easy to know your customers. How much tp does one household need??????? Do the math the next few times you take a crap. Count how many sheets you use. It’s amazing how little gets used. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ky966boy 697 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, vtfireman85 said: Do the math the next few times you take a crap. Count how many sheets you use. It’s amazing how little gets used. I got three girls 6-13 can’t keep the stuff. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dads706 894 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Didn't Cheryl Crow (the singer, not sure if I spelled her name correctly) several years ago when on a 'Save the Planet' kick, she suggested everyone just use a single sheet when doing their business. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brewcrew 1,749 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, dads706 said: Didn't Cheryl Crow (the singer, not sure if I spelled her name correctly) several years ago when on a 'Save the Planet' kick, she suggested everyone just use a single sheet when doing their business. She did. And I’d like to know how perfect her diet is that one sheet does the trick for her!! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rawleigh99 826 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just don't shake her hand! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Farmall1066 1,804 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, vtfireman85 said: Do the math the next few times you take a crap. Count how many sheets you use. It’s amazing how little gets used. I’ll get back to you!! 💩😬🤣 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 799 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, brewcrew said: She did. And I’d like to know how perfect her diet is that one sheet does the trick for her!! Maybe like the old formula for using one cigarette paper. The little circle torn out of the middle is for cleaning under the fingernail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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