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....apart from looking like she needs a bloody good feed.....the female looks real scary........You are quite correct , sandhiller with your reference to the indomitable   Mr Marion Morrison  and his "West " ....as compared   with todays west

...a good "cordless "  tool would be essential.....you could even trim those claws of hers........Gheez

Mike

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48 minutes ago, mike_newman said:

....apart from looking like she needs a bloody good feed.....the female looks real scary........You are quite correct , sandhiller with your reference to the indomitable   Mr Marion Morrison  and his "West " ....as compared   with todays west

...a good "cordless "  tool would be essential.....you could even trim those claws of hers........Gheez

Mike

Everytime I see a thin good looking girl, I ask my wife If we can take her home and feed her up a bit

Wife says if she'll cook and clean and do dishes, sure. 

In the 30 some years we've been married, I haven't been brave enough to try it yet. ?

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20 hours ago, sandhiller said:

Everytime I see a thin good looking girl, I ask my wife If we can take her home and feed her up a bit

Wife says if she'll cook and clean and do dishes, sure. 

In the 30 some years we've been married, I haven't been brave enough to try it yet. ?

Come on the way you say yet ?,try it and tell us how it goes.?

 

Been seeding oats to cut for hay,in what is cool weather to my way of looking (40 t0 55,with a north breeze and overcast,this is sunny Californy). Finally nice sun and no wind and 64 on Saturday. Sunday the wind is up and empty seed sack blowing everywhere. So I pick them up. Find a patch of Narsis flowers blooming,and I grab a handful and put them in a plastic water bottle and present them to the boss. She crows on facebook with a picture. Then the smart a$$ daughter chimes in "I called and he didn't brake anything, has no terminal illness ,and I don't have to call a new woman mom". Just no getting out of trouble it seem even when I didn't know I was in trouble.

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On 1/30/2020 at 2:30 PM, sandhiller said:

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Agreed.

The next one was posted a little while back, but really fits in this thread.

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When I was in high school I came home from a party after having girl trouble. I asked my dad if he had any advice on women. He told me "Women are like a television. You don't know how they work, or why they work. You're just glad that they're there."

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""words to live by "

…...I guess they   (words )  mean   different things to different people...….Amongst all the venders,  I saw a  rather large, nice photo of a  pretty young lady, scantily   dressed, reclining on a bunch a hay bales, this at Frontier   Days  Rodeo in Cheyenne  , many years gone......The picture , about two foot high...eighteen    inches wide, was not for sale, but along the base of the picture  was this...….

""Nobody   Likes An Eight   Second   Ride "

...........never did figure out what it meant........:mellow:

Mike

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, mike_newman said:

""words to live by "

…...I guess they   (words )  mean   different things to different people...….Amongst all the venders,  I saw a  rather large, nice photo of a  pretty young lady, scantily   dressed, reclining on a bunch a hay bales, this at Frontier   Days  Rodeo in Cheyenne  , many years gone......The picture , about two foot high...eighteen    inches wide, was not for sale, but along the base of the picture  was this...….

""Nobody   Likes An Eight   Second   Ride "

...........never did figure out what it meant........:mellow:

Mike

 

 

 

 

 

It’s a timed event to test a cowboys ability to stay on an angry bull. 

 

 

 

Hence the term Rodeo sex. 

Thats where ya get on from behind, 

call her by the wrong name , 

and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. 

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6 hours ago, lorenzo said:

It’s a timed event to test a cowboys ability to stay on an angry bull. 

 

 

 

Hence the term Rodeo sex. 

Thats where ya get on from behind, 

call her by the wrong name , 

and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. 

.........Lorenzo.........I was merely trying to be droll............although  I am no Errol     Flynn......it was patently obvious what it meant......;)........but that was a very concise   explanation, none the less, ........and the Cheyenne   event was  absolute full on entertainment.........although, as implied,  the Rodeo Sex  was something  I, tragically,  missed out on.......

...The mind boggles.......:o.........

...Do you speak from experience, on this particular  rodeo event........???:D:D

Mike

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5 hours ago, superih said:

If you work on the farm much:

Trash cans are always full and grease gun are always empty.

……..and in following  that rich vein  , superih

……..if you work as a plumber:

…….."A straight   flush   beats a full house, every time....."

Mike

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3 hours ago, lorenzo said:

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..Right on the money there, Lorenzo......a good bit of home spun advice from the "Peanuts " crew...….

...applicable here  right now......can't rid of the R2's...no space in the freezing works...….  grass all burnt up....summer brassica likewise....another very , very dry summer...maize  drying up......

….and the "Mother " of our little nation is certainly not wanting  to clasp  the farming community's  woes ,  to her withered , socialist breast....:mellow:

Mike

…….The excavator is waiting.....forgot to add ...it is all about the "virus "...….China  has shut down with imports etc...….so because the Socialists here have all crawled up the Chinese rectal orifice...…(s)…….we can't get the exports away...….Agriculture/  Horticulture   and Forestry..

"  Some times...."Big ".....does not translate to beautiful "

 

 

 

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