Weapon 78 Posted January 12 Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. John 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billonthefarm 293 Posted January 12 “Remember who you are and act accordingly!” I forget where I got that. In context it was a father to his teenage son but in reality applies to us all. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Red 72 Posted January 12 wise old indian once said man who fight with woman all day get no peace at night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrodyNC 230 Posted January 12 My favorite t-shirt 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtanker 4,754 Posted January 12 Early to bed..... and early to rise..... you'll never have red in the whites of your eyes..... Rick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtanker 4,754 Posted January 12 When you go to drown yourself take off your clothing.................they may fit your wife's next husband! Rick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iowaboy1965 1,072 Posted January 12 If mommas not happy NOBODY'S happy!!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oleman 326 Posted January 12 The difference between Men and dogs is that dogs do no bite the hands that feed them. Samuel Clemins Why are we giving actors, who probably never had an original thought in their lives, credit for lines that were most likely written by someone else. 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Littlefeller 243 Posted January 12 Don't squat with your spurs on 5 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Littlefeller 243 Posted January 12 Always drink upstream from the herd 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 414 Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Littlefeller said: Always drink upstream from the herd A friend's solution to stream pollution - make it mandatory that the city water intake be downstream of the city 4 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Littlefeller 243 Posted January 13 When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IH766 314 Posted January 13 "If you can't be good be careful" and "good Lord hates a coward" were Dads most famous lines 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 414 Posted January 13 18 hours ago, Littlefeller said: When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around. Around that area "Blessed are they that run round in little circles for they shall be known as big wheels" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTO 7,039 Posted January 13 On 1/12/2020 at 7:12 AM, Weapon said: Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. John Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! Thanks John! Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iowaboy1965 1,072 Posted January 13 1 minute ago, MTO said: Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! Thanks John! Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask! Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weapon 78 Posted January 13 1 hour ago, iowaboy1965 said: Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏 Confucius LOL John 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superih 179 Posted January 14 "it will feel better when it quits hurting" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
