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Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.  

John

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“Remember who you are and act accordingly!”

  I forget where I got that.  In context it was a father to his teenage son but in reality applies to us all.

 

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wise old indian once said man who fight with woman all day get no peace at night

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My favorite t-shirt 

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Early to bed.....

and early to rise.....

you'll never have red in the whites of your eyes.....

 

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When you go to drown yourself take off your clothing.................they may fit your wife's next husband!

 

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If mommas not happy NOBODY'S happy!!!

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The difference between Men and dogs is that dogs do no bite the hands that feed them.

Samuel Clemins

Why are we giving actors, who probably never had an original thought in their lives,  credit for lines that were most likely written by someone else.

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Don't squat with your spurs on

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Always drink upstream from the herd 

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1 hour ago, Littlefeller said:

Always drink upstream from the herd 

A friend's solution to stream pollution - make it mandatory that the city water intake be downstream of the city

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When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around.

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"If you can't be good be careful" and "good Lord hates a coward" were Dads most famous lines

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18 hours ago, Littlefeller said:

When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around.

Around that area

"Blessed are they that run round in little circles for they shall be known as big wheels"

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On 1/12/2020 at 7:12 AM, Weapon said:

Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.  

John

Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! 

Thanks John!

Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask!

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1 minute ago, MTO said:

Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! 

Thanks John!

Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask!

Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏

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1 hour ago, iowaboy1965 said:

Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏

Confucius 

LOL John

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"it will feel better when it quits hurting"

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