Weapon 150 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. John 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billonthefarm 904 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 “Remember who you are and act accordingly!” I forget where I got that. In context it was a father to his teenage son but in reality applies to us all. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Red 185 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 wise old indian once said man who fight with woman all day get no peace at night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BrodyNC 471 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 My favorite t-shirt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oldtanker 10,071 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Early to bed..... and early to rise..... you'll never have red in the whites of your eyes..... Rick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oldtanker 10,071 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 When you go to drown yourself take off your clothing.................they may fit your wife's next husband! Rick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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iowaboy1965 2,375 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 If mommas not happy NOBODY'S happy!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oleman 715 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 The difference between Men and dogs is that dogs do no bite the hands that feed them. Samuel Clemins Why are we giving actors, who probably never had an original thought in their lives, credit for lines that were most likely written by someone else. 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Littlefeller 322 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Don't squat with your spurs on 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Littlefeller 322 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Always drink upstream from the herd 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 821 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Littlefeller said: Always drink upstream from the herd A friend's solution to stream pollution - make it mandatory that the city water intake be downstream of the city 4 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Littlefeller 322 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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IH766 722 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 "If you can't be good be careful" and "good Lord hates a coward" were Dads most famous lines 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Beale 821 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 18 hours ago, Littlefeller said: When you get to thinking your a big shot and can give all the orders to others, try bossing someone else's dog around. Around that area "Blessed are they that run round in little circles for they shall be known as big wheels" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MTO 10,228 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 7:12 AM, Weapon said: Confucius say woman who puts man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. John Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! Thanks John! Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iowaboy1965 2,375 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, MTO said: Can`t wait to tell her this one tonight! Thanks John! Oh, and what`s your last name cause I`m sure she`ll ask! Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Weapon 150 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, iowaboy1965 said: Let us know how that goes for you......shaking my head..🙄😏 Confucius LOL John 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superih 278 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 "it will feel better when it quits hurting" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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