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I now know how the steers felt....

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10 hours ago, TroyDairy said:

Thankfully 

That was hurtful...

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13 hours ago, MTO said:

Had 4 kids at 23. Got trimmed , been shooting blanks since 80.

Since you were 80 years old????

Seriously Mark, I had no idea that you were that old.

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31 minutes ago, MTO said:

No but multiple mares.

Irish quadruplets?

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I had that done and had a hernia the size of a egg fixed in in my groin at the same time . Not a good decision to do both together.

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1 hour ago, IHBOWEN said:

I had that done and had a hernia the size of a egg fixed in in my groin at the same time . Not a good decision to do both together.

good grief, did you jog home to?

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When I got it done there was a male doc and female nurse that I knew one of them was holding “it” the whole time I was hoping it was her but whatever I guess they got the job done.

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2 hours ago, IHBOWEN said:

I had that done and had a hernia the size of a egg fixed in in my groin at the same time . Not a good decision to do both together.

 

1 hour ago, AKwelder said:

good grief, did you jog home to?

Didn’t want to move for several days. Had many shades of purple bruises for weeks 

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Mike

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1 hour ago, IH Forever said:

If you know how a steer feels your Dr. cut a little too much!😁

I thought something wasn't right but the doctor insisted everything we fine. I still have this "empty" feeling down there. 😂

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Feeling better today. Spent about 6 hours in the tractor on the air ride seat. Had my cooler filled with all the ice packs I could find.  Probably should have put a sandwich or something to eat in there as well but oh well.

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8 hours ago, MTO said:

No but multiple mares.

Mares???

 Not into cows or dogs? 

 I wonder how many kids you would’ve had if you didn’t get it done at such a young age? 

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Plenty of ice and don’t be surprised if your sac turns the color of LeBrons for a few days.....

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12 minutes ago, jass1660 said:

Plenty of ice and don’t be surprised if your sac turns the color of LeBrons for a few days.....

Ice...check

Purple color....check

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48 minutes ago, Jesse in WI said:

Ice...check

Purple color....check

Don’t worry it will be black....

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2 days of ice and sitting in front of the TV.....then 2 weeks of no heavy lifting....not bad at all considering the "benefits".

Do not skip the ice and easy going.....friends who didn't suffered the consequences......

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5 hours ago, Qc.Can.IH man said:

I wonder how many kids you would’ve had if you didn’t get it done at such a young age? 

He'd better be careful of getting it reversed then.  Two blokes I know here did and both opened the new campaign with twins.

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23 hours ago, Jesse in WI said:

I thought something wasn't right but the doctor insisted everything we fine. I still have this "empty" feeling down there. 😂

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A friend was told to go home, put a very cold beer between his legs, wait a half hour, drink that beer and put a new cold one between legs.

Continue on as needed.

But, he got a call to go snowmobiling and they would not take no for an answer.

The beer flowed too but the next morning, he was in trouble.

The size of a basketball and as black as could be.

The doctor had to drain blood off his sack, and a lot of it.

A couple days of taking it easy turned into a couple of weeks.

To hear the guy tell the story should be on You Tube. It is hilarious.

I was "Snipped" and one day on the couch with the beer/ice pack and I was fine.

You just got to take it a bit easy for a couple days.

I never took the sample back in to prove the doc's work. I guess I trusted him.

 

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3 hours ago, Diesel Doctor said:

A friend was told to go home, put a very cold beer between his legs, wait a half hour, drink that beer and put a new cold one between legs.

Continue on as needed.

But, he got a call to go snowmobiling and they would not take no for an answer.

The beer flowed too but the next morning, he was in trouble.

The size of a basketball and as black as could be.

The doctor had to drain blood off his sack, and a lot of it.

A couple days of taking it easy turned into a couple of weeks.

To hear the guy tell the story should be on You Tube. It is hilarious.

I was "Snipped" and one day on the couch with the beer/ice pack and I was fine.

You just got to take it a bit easy for a couple days.

I never took the sample back in to prove the doc's work. I guess I trusted him.

 

As I understand it you don't shoot blanks for about 30 days/(reference. Evening Shade episode) . And there is a remote possibility of a rogue fishie getting through.

 

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50 minutes ago, exSW said:

As I understand it you don't shoot blanks for about 30 days/(reference. Evening Shade episode) . And there is a remote possibility of a rogue fishie getting through.

 

My doctor told me takes about 50 shots to clear the pipes.....

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1 hour ago, exSW said:

As I understand it you don't shoot blanks for about 30 days/(reference. Evening Shade episode) . And there is a remote possibility of a rogue fishie getting through.

 

 

29 minutes ago, jass1660 said:

My doctor told me takes about 50 shots to clear the pipes.....

 

I was told to bring the sample cup to the lab in 3 months. The instructions say the sample should be "obtained" no more than an hour prior to delivery to the lab and should be kept as close to body temp as possible. Now I live about 45 minutes away from said lab so the timing on this is going to be critical. I envision the delivery will entail me running through the clinic yelling at people to get out of the way all while holding the container above my head.

I have always heard about 40 shots to clean the pipes. 

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38 minutes ago, Jesse in WI said:

 

 

I was told to bring the sample cup to the lab in 3 months. The instructions say the sample should be "obtained" no more than an hour prior to delivery to the lab and should be kept as close to body temp as possible. Now I live about 45 minutes away from said lab so the timing on this is going to be critical. I envision the delivery will entail me running through the clinic yelling at people to get out of the way all while holding the container above my head.

I have always heard about 40 shots to clean the pipes. 

You could always take the wife and use the restroom....

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40-50 shots to clear the pipes, at 45 I'll be dead long before the pipes would think of being cleaned out.  You guys must be real optimistics or going somewhere else.

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On 11/9/2019 at 7:15 PM, Qc.Can.IH man said:

Mares???

 Not into cows or dogs? 

 I wonder how many kids you would’ve had if you didn’t get it done at such a young age? 

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