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I had the doctor perform the old snip-a-roo after lunch today. Both the wife and I decided 4 healthy kids was enough. I'm not sure which one of us decided who was getting fixed though.🤔

Anyway I'm just sitting here with an ice pack on my man parts hoping you guys can keep me entertained.

Jesse

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Had 4 kids at 23. Got trimmed , been shooting blanks since 80.

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worked for me after 3 kids. frozen peas and i dont talk with a high voice

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Ha! My wife made the appointment. I said she had to watch since I watched both vaginal and emergency "C" section. She declined. Go figure, I got called for a Brazil trip the next day. Wasn't too bad though.

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Neighbor didn’t do the ice pack enough. He laid in agony for 2 weeks. He literally laid on the lawn 2 weeks later couldn’t move. He thought it was the surgeon. It wasn’t worth it for him .divorced 5 years later.

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A school story.  Teacher displays a picture and asks the class for a description.

First go  "The bow legged man walks up and down the long white road"

Then asks how it might be said poetically and -

"Up and down the long white road walked the man whose legs were bowed"

Then, really waxing lyrical, how might  Shakespeare have said it?  And the only volunteer is the class fiend -

"Forsooth what manner of man is this who weareth his balls in parenthesis"

And that, IMO, is a pretty fair description of what you're feeling

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Rest for the day of and the day after, when I had mine done I didn’t heed that advice, the freezing is misleading, I went through so much pain, if it didn’t work I wasn’t doing it again, I never want it to hurt so bad down there ever again 

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Don't know how you guys do it. Gotta be tougher braver smarter something. But ain't nobody goin at me with the burdizzo.🤪

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I got sniped years ago now. Wife has needle and the very idea of getting cut on drives her up the wall. I came home from work every nigh walking like I was in a great deal of pain. I milked that sympathy cow for all it was worth. Finally after about a month my wife stated pestering me about seeing the doc cause I was in "so much pain". When I told her I was fine and had just played her for the sympathy.......man was she mad! She got over it though......or maybe she just stayed with me out of revenge?????🤣
 

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You have my sympathy, I sent my wife in to get field dressed.  Good thing she doesn't read this as she gets grumpy when I say that.  My buddy got fixed and asked why I didn't get fixed and I explained his wife might change her mind and I'd be there for her if she did.  He spouted right back that would make us even!  

Another friend had 3 boys and was supposed to get fixed, chickened out and when she got pregnant with a 4th she made and escorted him to the appointment.

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I was in intense pain for a couple weeks, went back to dr as i felt a knot,  had complication with internal bleeding, dr said it happens every 1/2000 so I was the unlucky statistic, it forms a giant clot larger than both testicles combined and fills up the scrotum. Your body has to absorb the clot, its heavy and pulls all the time so I had 3 testicles for a while, it was awful and caused scar tissue which still can be painful at times. Had i known i would have never done it - it took over a year for the clot to go away and the pulling from gravity was horrible. 

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1 hour ago, New Englander said:

Ha! My wife made the appointment. I said she had to watch since I watched both vaginal and emergency "C" section. She declined. Go figure, I got called for a Brazil trip the next day. Wasn't too bad though.

Oh.....so you   speak Portuguese ??:mellow:  ...that would be very handy for the  "Brazil ' trip..............................:rolleyes:

Mike

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2 hours ago, MTO said:

Had 4 kids at 23. Got trimmed , been shooting blanks since 80.

Thankfully 

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I will be honest in saying that it pains me enough when I have to see it done/ or have to help with the process in hogs and cattle........ I won’t try to think about it in the human male population😨

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Couple days of pain, second day wife drove me to a plumbing job since I was still on pain meds. Monday I was back to work.  Second day back I grabbed a flange off the floor and regretted it. Took it easy easy until for awhile

 

 

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Got in the semi the next day. Nice long ride from Mpls to Altus,OK and back. No problems.

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The chain of events that lead to me getting snipped makes everyone but my wife laugh. She had just gotten to Germany with the kids. I told her if she got pregnant again that I'd shoot myself. Couple of months later she tells me that she's pregnant. I said OK or something to that effect. She gave me a evil little grin and said "well aren't you going to shoot yourself"? I replied "nope, might be shooting an innocent man".......

 

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Ok, you farmers need to stop having this done. With the idiot population exploding we need all the smart kids we can get.

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7 hours ago, mike_newman said:

Oh.....so you   speak Portuguese ?

Ha!, no, ATC is in English all over Brazil; we run into some Spanish only control towers way down south Argentina and take an interpreter out of Buenos Aires for Patagonia. We had one last winter who was a hoot. Young kid who lived in NYC as a child but went back to Argentina as a teen. Had a ball in some little towns/bars.

Seriously, I had very minor pain. Sat on Ice that night, flew Boston to Bogota then Manaus next day. I suppose my job is mostly sitting helped.  

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7 hours ago, TroyDairy said:

Thankfully 

Winner!

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Raked hay third day real slow brother got off work and asked if I wanted him to finish I didn’t put up much fight.

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No Capon here. I figure it keeps us both honest.

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12 hours ago, MTO said:

Had 4 kids at 23. Got trimmed , been shooting blanks since 80.

All at once?

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1 hour ago, vtfireman85 said:

All at once?

No but multiple mares.

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