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Someone should invent smell texts...

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I would have so many friends!

probably about the same number as the neighbors that like me right now.... 

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There would be lots of people I would have to block on my phone.😁

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The smells out both ends my 1 year old can make would trump that whole load on smell!

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I understand 1 year old poop, this is calf barn pen pack that has been in a pile for about 6 months and it is some rank stuff. Smells like cooked calf scours. Already has cops here on a complaint...

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Don’t need smell text.    We just spread in our field next to the new housing development like we always have.  Response is priceless

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Last night a man came out to complain to me and walked through the part of the field that I have covered pretty thick in his croc’s. I told him might as well throw those out as he’s not going to get them to smell right again... soon after the police came and told me there was a complaint. Thank you Right To Farm Law, they said carry on. 

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2 minutes ago, NY1468 said:

Last night a man came out to complain to me and walked through the part of the field that I have covered pretty thick in his croc’s. I told him might as well throw those out as he’s not going to get them to smell right again... soon after the police came and told me there was a complaint. Thank you Right To Farm Law, they said carry on. 

LOL  Citidiots….

 

Move to country and complain when local farmer makes it smell bad for a day. 

 

My dad always replied if someone complained about the smell "smells like money to me" LOL 

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, B.B. said:

LOL  Citidiots….

 

Move to country and complain when local farmer makes it smell bad for a day. 

 

My dad always replied if someone complained about the smell "smells like money to me" LOL 

 

 

 

I tried being as polite as I could in the situation, it was hard not to laugh. He looked pretty distressed..

Also I’ve spreading on this field for three days, and probably have another three. Have about 100 dump trailer worth to spread. This field is surrounded by houses and is one of the last big pieces of property left here in this immediate area. A large dairy and I work together, I sell him silage and he gives me his pen pack. This happens every year. I think this man is relatively new to the area as l hadn’t seen him yet. Have seen most of the others over the years. 

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1 hour ago, NY1468 said:

I understand 1 year old poop, this is calf barn pen pack that has been in a pile for about 6 months and it is some rank stuff. Smells like cooked calf scours. Already has cops here on a complaint...

Its not the poop so much.............the milk puke is worse!  I got to haul crap this weekend too.  

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You going to have that all spread in time to come to VT tomorrow?

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3 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

You going to have that all spread in time to come to VT tomorrow?

Didn’t know I was going to vt tomorrow?

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Tractor pull and BBQ, come on man, your right next door 

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I would pay good money for fresh cut corn silage an fresh cut hay.  Plowed ground would be good.  

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25 minutes ago, vtfireman85 said:

Tractor pull and BBQ, come on man, your right next door 

Tomorrow is a day that I spend with my family at church so I will miss tractor pull. Sounds fun though and Jeff might be there. Hope you have a great time and a good turn out. I think it’s going to be a nice day. 

 

16 minutes ago, Pete1468 said:

I would pay good money for fresh cut corn silage an fresh cut hay.  Plowed ground would be good.  

There isn’t much that smells better then drying clover hay is there or any hay for that matter. Corn is just fun no matter what you do with it. Chop or shell it’s a good time. 

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3 hours ago, B.B. said:

My dad always replied if someone complained about the smell "smells like money to me" LOL 

I first heard that phrase from my old Sunday School teacher, after Dad rented her farm and we started hauling manure to her fields.

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2 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

You going to have that all spread in time to come to VT tomorrow?

If not, the smell might waft over your way... good enough?

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10 minutes ago, KWRB said:

If not, the smell might waft over your way... good enough?

Wind is blowing easterly...

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You heard it before, so, they say, When you get past tha smell ya got it licked.

 

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All I know is that I know plenty of people that I would send $h!t smell texts to!

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36 minutes ago, TomH said:

All I know is that I know plenty of people that I would send $h!t smell texts to!

I'm pretty sure MTO's phone would never smell the same again!

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4 minutes ago, Pete1468 said:

I'm pretty sure MTO's phone would never smell the same again!

That’s for sure! 😂

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I’ll take your pen pack and trade you chicken s@@$! 

This stuff will make your eyes water 🤢🤧😷

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1 hour ago, Ihfan4life said:

I’ll take your pen pack and trade you chicken s@@$! 

This stuff will make your eyes water 🤢🤧😷

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I got a huge pile of turkey waste.  Irs pretty nasty smelling too.  I need to get that spread. 

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Just now, B.B. said:

I got a huge pile of turkey waste.  Irs pretty nasty smelling too.  I need to get that spread. 

Yea, this comes out of layers so it’s got plenty of nasty eggs in with it. 

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aaand now its suppertime. Cheers!

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