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You're An EXTREME Redneck When...

 

1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 

2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

 

3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 

4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

 

5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

 

6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

 

7 You think Dom Pérignon is a Mafia leader.

 

8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

 

9 Your junior prom offered day care.

 

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'

 

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

 

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

 

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

 

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

 

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

 

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

 

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

 

 

 
 
 
 
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Easy now I resemble that remark

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From Jeff Foxworthy.. Or maybe MTO! 

 

If your wife has ever said ‘Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.’, you might be a redneck.

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14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

 

 

 I know one that was conceived on a pool table does that count?

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17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

 

I can think of several ways to load the dishwasher .

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

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#10  You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen start your engines

Reminds me that all the employees at the local coop are all related because every phone call that comes in is for some one with the last name Line one.  Bob Line one, John Line One 

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28 minutes ago, oldtanker said:

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing,    She has obviously been told twice already.

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Not me.  Most redneckish thing I’ve done is use a stock water tank for a pool for my nieces. 

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31 minutes ago, Big Bud guy said:

Not me.  Most redneckish thing I’ve done is use a stock water tank for a pool for my nieces. 

We got an 8-foot diameter stock tank last year for the kids ...... I mean cattle

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Well my 15 year old daughter and her live-in smoke while their children smoke jointly and at the table. Don't everybody?

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Your mother in law doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips as she tells the state trooper to "kiss my a$$".

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4 hours ago, bitty said:

Easy now I resemble that remark

By god, you do! :lol:

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38 minutes ago, sandhiller said:

Your mother in law doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips as she tells the state trooper to "kiss my a$$".

A TRUE redneck would have said it was his mother.

Image result for redneck woman smoking pic

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30 minutes ago, MTO said:

A TRUE redneck would have said it was his mother.

Image result for redneck woman smoking pic

I TOLD her that picture on Facebook would come back to haunt me 😢

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19 hours ago, sandhiller said:

I TOLD her that picture on Facebook would come back to haunt me 😢

Wow, nice curlers!!! She should try the next size bigger, Beer cans! 😛

 

 

Image result for beer can hair curlers 

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 Wasn't there one that went something like.........If you refer to the fifth grade as your senior year.

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13 minutes ago, dads706 said:

 Wasn't there one that went something like.........If you refer to the fifth grade as your senior year.

When you walk your fourth grader to school cuz yer in the same grade

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48 minutes ago, FarmerFixEmUp said:

Wow, nice curlers!!! She should try the next size bigger, beer cans! 

I'm working on a twelve pack of curlers for her right now😆

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I just want my place to look like white people with all their teeth live here.

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“ You sit at your ironing board for supper”.      You know why you can’t solve a redneck murder?  The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records!    Some of my favorite Jeff Foxworthy.😅

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My friends sons wife left him and ran off with my same friends daughters husband.

A guy up on the mountain married his brothers wifes mother.  

This crap makes for strange family trees!

Thx-Ace

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You know yer a redneck when the 3rd grade was your favorite. In fact you liked it so much you spent 5 of your best years of your life there.......

 

Rick

 

 

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When you can refer to a member of your family as uncle dad...

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My in-laws from Arkansas are always bragging that the toothbrush was invented in their state.

I believe 'em.

Anywhere else and it would be called a 

Teethbrush.😆😂🤣

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