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Here’s the back truck bed of that Ford Ranger....

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10 hours ago, vtfireman85 said:

I feel your pain mark, we’ve gotten pretty good at refusing to work in pig stys but now and then you get caught in one, I don’t understand HOW anyone can expect a workman to work on their house or car or whatever when it ought to be condemned as a public health hazard. 

Related to the maggots, we had a local woman here, locally known as Ginny Pig, who got hauled off to the hospital where they discovered maggots under her breasts. So, before you get too feeling sorry for yourself, remember that some poor doctor had to see what was bouncing around in her undercarriage... it could always be worse. 

My wife is a wound specialist and uses maggots to clean wounds. Maybe they where just trying to help her out...

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I was in the hospital years ago and they brought in the local hermit for an operation. his body hair had grown out through his red flannel long johns and the nurses had to cut them in strips and use a straight razor to cut the hair. Mercifully they took him to a different room once they realized how bad it was.

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16 minutes ago, NY1468 said:

discovered maggots under her breasts. 

 

16 minutes ago, NY1468 said:

My wife is a wound specialist and uses maggots to clean wounds. Maybe they where just trying to help her out...

Breast reduction?🤪🤔😔

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Cant remember if ive ever shared this story or not. Years ago went on a service call to a home. Older lady lived there alone. She had some outlets and lights not working. I asked where her panel was located she replied in the basement. When i started toward the door she handed me 2 bread bags. 🤔  i asked what those were for and she said yohr shoes....  i opened her basement door and there was 6" of sewer water on top the floor. I handed her the bread bag and said please call someone else no charge. 

Another quick one.  Trailer park, we were hired to replace some utility poles behind several of them that had fallen down. All we did was swap them and slam the old meter loop back on. Packing up for the day and a lady comes outside asking if we were done, and some stuff still not working. Oh boy here we go so the other guy and i go in. Wheres the panel? Its over there behind the bed which was tight against the wall. So moving the bed in all the junk filth was impossible, so Jeff the other guy decided he would take one for the team and kneel across the bed. The second step in i heard the squish of urine soaking his jeans. I never seen anyone reset a breaker and race to his truck any quicker. He said i dont wanna know what that was im going to take a shower!!!!  

Being an electrician ive seen some nasty homes. 

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Helped move my friend`s sister from her rental as she was divorcing.

We slid the bed from the wall and found numerous used condominiums ;) stuck to the back of the headboard. 

His sister was present and said nothing. 

My friend moved the bed himself. 

Somebody was getting some action!

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18 hours ago, Atilathehun99 said:

Whoa now!

Roll w/ it Kimo-sabbie.  Insects are the next great thing to replace meat.  Grind them little insect critters up into a mush, add a little dab of this, a little dab of that, and process into burgerISH looking patties.

"Would you like your grasshoppers done medium or rare?"

I ate grasshoppers at a restaurant in Mexico once. Was a real fancy place in Monterrey and the menu had a Pre Columbian cuisine section. I'm gonna be honest, once I got over the fact that they were insects, they really weren't bad. They were served in a sauce in a bowl, with some tortillas, and I think pico.

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My son in law drove for an outfit that had a woman driver who was referred to as the "icky cat lady". She had 8 or 9 cats she kept in the  cab of her truck. Finally the local shops told the company owner that because of health reasons they would no longer work or service her truck. Guess it was pretty bad.

 

Rick

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22 hours ago, Atilathehun99 said:

Whoa now!

Roll w/ it Kimo-sabbie.  Insects are the next great thing to replace meat.  Grind them little insect critters up into a mush, add a little dab of this, a little dab of that, and process into burgerISH looking patties.

"Would you like your grasshoppers done medium or rare?"

I’m thinking it was Someplace in California that there was a news article about. 

The town is over run with grasshoppers so as a joke this pizza chain started making grasshopper pizzas.

They SELLOUT! EVERYDAY!😱🤩🤪

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50 minutes ago, Ihfan4life said:

I’m thinking it was Someplace in California that there was a news article about. 

The town is over run with grasshoppers so as a joke this pizza chain started making grasshopper pizzas.

They SELLOUT! EVERYDAY!😱🤩🤪

Mark my words.

Insects are the new beef.

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