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22 minutes ago, MTO said:

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I guess they don't want their spikey boots on their "no nylons were killed in the making of this carpet" in their Prius 🤪🙄🤭 Oh by the way that last one is the polite chuckle emoji

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44 minutes ago, twostepn2001 said:

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Seen that done before.  They zig zag with the rake so they can drive straight with the round baler.

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This was on the Internet, 

 

the caption was

 

well well this is ironic

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16 hours ago, AKwelder said:

This was on the Internet, 

 

the caption was

 

well well this is ironic

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Looks like a Rubik's sphere........w/ an entryway 

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....after having their 11th   child...an Irish couple decided that that was enough , as they couldn't afford a larger bed . So the husband went to his Doctor, and told him that he and the wife  did not want any more children.....

The Doctor told him there was  a procedure   called a vasectomy, that would fix the problem , but it was expensive.  A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large  firecracker. light it ,put it in a beer can , then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.....

The husband said to the Doctor,  "B'Jaysus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't seehow putting a firework in a beer can , next to my ear, is going to help me with my problem..."

"Trust me, it will do the job" replied the Doctor

So the man went home , lit a big cracker and put it in a beer can.  He then held the can up to his ear and began to count....

"1, 2, 3,  4, 5, at which point he paused, and placed the  beer can  between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand......

This  procedure also works in Australia.....

Mike

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Here we go again---------------------------------------------

Mike

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OOoooRahhhh

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On 7/25/2019 at 6:54 PM, mikem said:

Here we go again---------------------------------------------

Mike

Yup it's coming 

Since the joke thread is gone here’s something to chuckle at #2

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If rpmf was a family

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1 hour ago, mader656 said:

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Mader you beat me to it, I had to wait till I got off the road and got home. But here goes.

 

On reflection I IN NO WAY meant to single out a branch of the military with as fine a tradition as the Corps. Those jokes are reserved for those who actually served. My sincerest apologies. Thus with foot er fish firmly implanted in mouth, I humbly submit the following.

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And sadly it's genetic😄

 

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1 hour ago, Diesel Doctor said:

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That’s just how they do it in Japan 

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1 hour ago, Diesel Doctor said:

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I thought this was the new chuckle thread. my kids are in 1,2 grade this year. now iam worried 

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Speaking of cars and such.....we've all heard about MADD.......mothers against drunk drivers? We'll keeping in mind it's a joke.....I'm joining DAMM. Drunks against mad mothers........

 

Rick

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I did a bit of cleaning up of this thread. -_-

BJ

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