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On 6/2/2019 at 9:40 PM, MTO said:

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Mark that's about the best one you have posted lately! One of my son in laws is a die hard Ford fan and loves his Power Joke. He also loves to grill and use his smoker........I printed it out for him🤣😈

 

Rick

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4 hours ago, sandhiller said:

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Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

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12 hours ago, arizonian said:

 

Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

At my house the next level after for crying out loud is, for crying out loud in a bucket! 

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On 5/30/2019 at 1:30 PM, vtfireman85 said:

Saab enthusiasts are an eccentric group, enthusiasts of a defunct tractor company must surely be kinda eccentric as well

I don't consider myself eccentric..............Unless your definition of eccentric means going up our mountains in over drive and still have more pedal to go, then yes, I am eccentric

Long Live the 2.0 and 2.3!  

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Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapult shot from the carrier. Due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

He remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question,answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."

The Admiral threw him out as well.

The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Navy Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."

The Admiral, impressed thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one ear. "

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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. "When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one. 

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1 hour ago, MTO said:

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A somewhat different take on dinners by fire/candle light.

In the old days of pack horse mail (and no exotic gear to keep things cool) by about 3 days out meat wasn't so good.  That was the night where, if there was a passenger/s on the run, one local mailman  would announce dinner by firelight tonight.

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4 hours ago, Ian Beale said:

A somewhat different take on dinners by fire/candle light.

In the old days of pack horse mail (and no exotic gear to keep things cool) by about 3 days out meat wasn't so good.  That was the night where, if there was a passenger/s on the run, one local mailman  would announce dinner by firelight tonight. 

Looks like he was just a bit ahead of his time

“Let them eat maggots.”

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2019/07/04/war-on-meat/

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Maybe wrong thread for this...

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So it’s official, 

This IS the new joke thread.

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32 minutes ago, lorenzo said:

So it’s official, 

This IS the new joke thread.

Nope as we were asked NOT to start another. 

This is simply stuff to chuckle at.

Read the topic title!!!!!

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57 minutes ago, MTO said:

Nope as we were asked NOT to start another. 

This is simply stuff to chuckle at.

Read the topic title!!!!!

Ok. I wasn't sure of the difference between "Something to Chuckle at"

And 

A Joke.

See were kinda slow here in the midwest and ( Chuckle )  isn't in my Dictionary.

Don't worry,   Its all Very clear now.

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2 hours ago, lorenzo said:

Ok. I wasn't sure of the difference between "Something to Chuckle at"

And 

A Joke.

See were kinda slow here in the midwest and ( Chuckle )  isn't in my Dictionary.

Don't worry,   Its all Very clear now.

Boy, the stuff a guys gleans from this forum. The kind of in depth knowledge just not presented on my word of the day desk calendarette. 🏆😄

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21 minutes ago, MTO said:

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What you don't see is little brother hiding around the corner gathering intelligence😎😄

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34 minutes ago, sandhiller said:

What you don't see is little brother hiding around the corner gathering intelligence😎😄

with 4 older sisters, I did a lot of that.

Dunno how many times i heard "I hate you!"

he he he...

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