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9 hours ago, 88power said:

Lol I really didn't mean that in a bad way, this part of the country they're pretty rare and the ones that had them never had any luck with them

I didn't mean it in a bad way either, the guy I'm talking about was alright just a little more careful with his money than I was at that age. He's retired now on his millions and I'm still walkin' around smelly old cows and pushing a rusty old truck down the road at night. Maybe I should have drove a SAAB in my youth😄

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14 hours ago, MTO said:

 

Good stuff MTO and very timely as we have a son getting married in the Fall. The missus has joined an exercise class in the city cuz that's what women do when there is a wedding I guess. And I"m going all out too. I'm thinking about cutting back on ice cream bars here pretty soon. Good motivation. 

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7 hours ago, MTO said:

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My mom used to tromp on the throttle body injection in my '87 Chevy Silverado short bed with the turbo mufflers every underpass . Kinda funny thinking back to those days

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59 minutes ago, bitty said:

My mom used to tromp on the throttle body injection in my '87 Chevy Silverado short bed with the turbo mufflers every underpass . Kinda funny thinking back to those days

Lol.  Mom had a early 70’s Cuda with a 360 when I was a kid.  The exhaust had rotted out and she had been asking dad to fix it.  Dad was busy and he told her they would fix it when she got a ticket. 

 

She went past Dunkin Donuts in first gear with her foot in it, and dad fixed it

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Robert was asked during his job interview if he could perform under pressure.

I don`t know replied Robert but I can do a mean Bohemian Rhapsody

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So,  

Is this the new joke thread ?

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Depends, if it stays clean. Lol.  

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4 hours ago, lorenzo said:

So,  

Is this the new joke thread ?

This is no joke, this really happens to me!!!

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My latest creation. A friend of mine is a serious sheep breeder and can't stand it when someone calls a Ram a "goat"... because a Ram is a sheep.

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An Italian Mama
 
Mrs. Castranova comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
 
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
 
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Anthony’s roommate is.
 
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Throughout the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
 
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
 
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
 
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
 
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
 
So he sat down and wrote an email:
 
Dear Mama,
 
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
 
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
 
Your Loving Son, Anthony
 
 
 
 
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
 
Dear son,
 
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not "sleep with her.
 
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
 
Your Loving Mama
 
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Moral:   Never Bulla Shita your Mama
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