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Since the joke thread is gone here’s something to chuckle at

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Old farmer pulls his Farmall up beside a young woman stuck in a snow drift.

"You`re the second pregnant woman I`ve pulled out today" he says.

"But I`m not pregnant sir" she replies.

After he spits his tobacco out he says, "You`re not out of the drift yet either"  ;)

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Preacher tells the congregation that they are going to to sing hymns. But to make things interesting he is going to say a word and the congregation will use that word to pick a hymn. He starts with rock and the congregation stands up and sings Rock Of Ages. Next he says great and the stands and sings How Great Thou Are. After about 1/2 hour he says sex. Everyone is looking around at each other. Finally an 92 year old woman stands up and starts singing Precious Memories!

 

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On 9/13/2019 at 7:49 PM, oldtanker said:

Preacher tells the congregation that they are going to to sing hymns. But to make things interesting he is going to say a word and the congregation will use that word to pick a hymn. He starts with rock and the congregation stands up and sings Rock Of Ages. Next he says great and the stands and sings How Great Thou Are. After about 1/2 hour he says sex. Everyone is looking around at each other. Finally an 92 year old woman stands up and starts singing Precious Memories!

 

Rick 

It`s "How Great Thou Art"

And speaking of Art, he`s been MIA.

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George cheated on his taxes.

Couldn`t sleep.

Months pass and George`s guilt has control.

He speaks to his pastor who suggests he send the IRS the money and George will receive forgiveness/peace.

George sends a check for $150 to the IRS.

The following week, the pastor asks George what he had decided to do.

George tells the pastor that he sent in a check for $150 and if he still can`t sleep, he`ll send them the rest.  ;)

 

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