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Remind your kids "NEVER SWALLOW BUBBLE GUM"

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Any time I get caught looking where I shouldn't, wife says "why don't you get Sigourny Weaver to make your meatloaf" (old Foxworthy joke). And then we both laugh, me more nervously of course

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Hall pass five is the list of women that no way on earth you could ever get next to. So the wife is safe in saying you have my permission if miracles do indeed exist. She can have her list too.

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11 hours ago, MTO said:

For those who didn`t get your reference...

 

the real question mark, I suppose, is does she listen to her mother? or swallow it in spite?

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On ‎1‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 4:39 PM, lorenzo said:

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On ‎1‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 3:22 PM, Ihfan4life said:

I’m just gonna say, if she worked that exercise ball up that wall with just her hips and butt, she’s more girl than I can handle...

I don't think that picture alone is doing her justice, I think we need a video

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21 hours ago, sandhiller said:

 

I don't think that picture alone is doing her justice, I think we need a video

After looking at this pic again, I bet she could crack walnuts with her... nevermind.

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