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"Colder that a witche's tit".

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I have heard "crap from shineola" before but never knew what shineola was until I read it here. Thanks for that! Colder than a well digger's a$$, I never really understood that one as anyone who has been in a well in January knows that it is warmer there than above ground. Here's a few new ones, at least I think they are new :           You can't polish a turd.

You can't fix stupid.  Sometimes add "but duct tape will muffle the sound"

If you find yourself in a deep hole. Stop digging. 

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1 hour ago, db1486 said:

Slower than molasses in winter time

We always heard it up here as "Slower than molasses in January".

best, randy 

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On ‎7‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 7:03 PM, TomH said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

On ‎7‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 7:03 PM, TomH said:

My Father referring to a women he knew who had a rather pronounced overbite.   "That girl could eat an apple through a chain link fence"

 

 

 

"Eat a peanut out of the bottom of a Coke bottle and never touch the sides"

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If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave his ass and teach it to walk backwards.

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3 hours ago, SMOKER 1 said:

That woman talks so much she could blow a golf ball through a 50 foot 5/8 garden hose.

I heard it as: "suck a golf ball thru a 50 foot garden hose"......

And it wasn't referring to talking...:o

Mike

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6 minutes ago, mikem said:

I heard it as: "suck a golf ball thru a 50 foot garden hose"......

And it wasn't referring to talking...:o

Mike

I've even heard mention of a football through a garden hose..  

 

And something about the chrome off a trailer hitch lol 

 

Of course I have no idea what those sayings mean?? 🤣

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2 hours ago, exSW said:

If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave his ass and teach it to walk backwards.

" I was so ugly growing up my mom had to tie a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me" 

 

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10 hours ago, mikem said:

I heard it as: "suck a golf ball thru a 50 foot garden hose"......

And it wasn't referring to talking...:o

Mike

Was trying to be nice about it

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Like a rat on a Cheeto 

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I got the following piece of advice from an old welder who was handy around equipment and on a first name basis with common sense. 'Grease a warm machine, fuel a cool one'. Hammered that in to my boys growing up and in the hay field.

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2 minutes ago, TN Hillbilly said:

I thought it was "Grinnin like a possum eatin persimmons."

And I thought the possum preferred peaches

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My grand father use to say. 

If it don't fit get a bigger hammer.  

That Boy needs to put his hat on.  Referring to if you have your hat on can't get your head up your ass

Cold enough to freeze the tits off a witch in a brass brazer 

 

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On 8/3/2018 at 6:36 PM, SMOKER 1 said:

Was trying to be nice about it

Suck the crome off a trailer hitch.    Same conitation

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Beat to fit and paint to match

 

Measure with a micrometer, mark it with chaulk, cut it with an axe, and inspect it with a microscope 

 

looks good from my house

 

close enough for government work

 

its got a taillights warranty, it’s good until your taillights are out of sight

 

if you have to ask how much it cost you can’t afford it

 

 

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I heard on the radio today that Aron Rodgers (Green Bay QB) said that yesterdays practice was "piss poor".

DWF

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Can't see it from my house

Around here. You can't see it from the Arch

I'm so broke, I can't pay attention

Your dad told me that he had to pay your siblings to be good, but you were good for nothing

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