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Pot to piss in ,and other old time sayings


lorenzo

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You've reminded me of a few. Of no great historical origin

Of someone who has a very high opinion of themselves.

"They think their sh!t is chocolate and their P! $$ is brandy."

"I'd rather clap in my hands and sh!t. "

Of someone who is barking mad

"Mad as a box of frogs."

 

 

 

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As much chance of winning as a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.

Dennis

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More recent one I heard

Busier than a one legged cat trying to burry a turd on a frozen pond

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20 minutes ago, new guy said:

No rest for the wicked

Heard that one a lot. Couple years ago a guy told me his dad always followed it with “and the righteous don’t need it”

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Another one from the Army with guys describing girls they met on the town:

 

That girl has a face that will make a freight train take a dirt road.

Rick

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He/she is such a waste of oxygen. When my son was in basic at Fort Leonard Wood a drill Sargent had another recruit carry around a small potted tree to replace the oxygen he was wasting

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5 hours ago, sandhiller said:

He/she is such a waste of oxygen. When my son was in basic at Fort Leonard Wood a drill Sargent had another recruit carry around a small potted tree to replace the oxygen he was wasting

We called em oxygen thieves! 

 

Rick

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One guy told a neighbor kid a few years ago that always depended on his dad to bale him out of everything he ever got into he said (your mother should have spit you on the wall)

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Anything that was pointed in a strange direction, like a car mirror it was said to be “ pointing off towards Lem Beasley’s barnyard “

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She was so skinny, if she'd a stuck out her tongue, she'd a looked like a zipper

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1 hour ago, sandhiller said:

She was so skinny, if she'd a stuck out her tongue, she'd a looked like a zipper

Or another version of a skinny person, "he has to stand up twice to make a shadow"!

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Porcupine girl.

"If she had as many stickin outta her as she's had stuck inner she'd look like a porcupine."

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1 hour ago, sandhiller said:

She was so skinny, if she'd a stuck out her tongue, she'd a looked like a zipper

Opposite of that: She's so f** if someone told her to haul a** she'd have to make 2 trips.

 

Rick 

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2 hours ago, Atilathehun99 said:

Porcupine girl.

"If she had as many stickin outta her as she's had stuck inner she'd look like a porcupine."

I have used that one a lot

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1 hour ago, lorenzo said:

I have used that one a lot

But only because it's so often true, no?

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My Father referring to a women he knew who had a rather pronounced overbite.   "That girl could eat an apple through a chain link fence"

Also he was known to say: "Colder than  a witches t!t" which in polite company was changed to "armpit".

The would go over like a fart in church.

That guy is dumber than a box of rocks.

That makes as much sense as a left handed hammer.  Or toilet!

 

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