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Went and renewed mine today. Blood pressure became the topic of conversation. Mine is fine till I get to the doctors office. They call it WHITE COAT SYNDROME. I passed so I can continue driving.

Anyway the receptionist told a story I thought you guys might enjoy. Guy comes in for his physical. He's drinking a Red Bull as he's coming through the door. He's so hopped up from whatever's in them his hands are shaking. Then he can't figure out why he failed the physical. I have a friend \customer that says COMMON SENSE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Pretty well sums it up.

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3 hours ago, red tractor fever said:

Went and renewed mine today. Blood pressure became the topic of conversation. Mine is fine till I get to the doctors office. They call it WHITE COAT SYNDROME. I passed so I can continue driving.

Anyway the receptionist told a story I thought you guys might enjoy. Guy comes in for his physical. He's drinking a Red Bull as he's coming through the door. He's so hopped up from whatever's in them his hands are shaking. Then he can't figure out why he failed the physical. I have a friend \customer that says COMMON SENSE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Pretty well sums it up.

We said that in the Army. US Sgt's at least. Was kinda a serious joke. "This is the US Army, simple problems require complex solutions! SIMPLE SOLUTIONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"!

Rick

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At work we always say we make cotton pickers and sprayers, sense isn't made here

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I had issues with my blood pressure at the dentist for years. It was always fine any time I had it checked elsewhere. When I met my wife she told me about white coat syndrome. 

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Yea, I’ve got white coat syndrome too. And for some reason I’m heavier on the doctor scales than I am at home. I once told the nurse after she said how much I weighed that she must of been standing on the scales too!

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9 hours ago, brewcrew said:

I had issues with my blood pressure at the dentist for years. It was always fine any time I had it checked elsewhere. When I met my wife she told me about white coat syndrome. 

I'm the same way. I have my own machine. Wal-Mart has them for something like $30.00. When I take it at home I'm always below DOT regulation. Go to the chiropractor where I go and it's tough to get a good reading. Sure gets frustrating. 

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Mine was almost 200 over 90 two years ago bp meds have brought it down a lot been this way since I was 21 and at the time I weighed 140 now the meds have me up to 200 I’m 6ft

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Last DOT physical I had nurse asked me how tall, how much do you weigh, any prescriptions, read the eye chart what did I whisper and blood pressure. Doc came in and felt me up and out of there in 15 minutes. Took a generic viagra 30 minutes before and it drops bp by 15-20 points. 

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1 hour ago, jass1660 said:

Last DOT physical I had nurse asked me how tall, how much do you weigh, any prescriptions, read the eye chart what did I whisper and blood pressure. Doc came in and felt me up and out of there in 15 minutes. Took a generic viagra 30 minutes before and it drops bp by 15-20 points. 

Yeah but then you have that embarrassing thingy that looks up to see whats goin on😆😂

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I was gonna ask what he did for the four hours after the physical.🤣

Dennis

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2 hours ago, jingles1928 said:

I was gonna ask what he did for the four hours after the physical.🤣

Dennis

 

2 hours ago, jingles1928 said:

I was gonna ask what he did for the four hours after the physical.🤣

Dennis

Are you kidding? If it lasted four hours I’m calling everyone I know!

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10 hours ago, jass1660 said:

Last DOT physical I had nurse asked me how tall, how much do you weigh, any prescriptions, read the eye chart what did I whisper and blood pressure. Doc came in and felt me up and out of there in 15 minutes. Took a generic viagra 30 minutes before and it drops bp by 15-20 points. 

Genetic viagra with a nurse whispering in your ear? I think you’re leaving something out of this story😎😂

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6 hours ago, Ihfan4life said:

Genetic viagra with a nurse whispering in your ear? I think you’re leaving something out of this story😎😂

Maybe the fat girls and the waterbed.😀

Dennis

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39 minutes ago, jingles1928 said:

Maybe the fat girls and the waterbed.😀

Dennis

They need lovin too 😉

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1 minute ago, jass1660 said:

They need lovin too 😉

Just because she weighs twice a normal girl doesnt make it a threesome...

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Just now, new guy said:

Just because she weighs twice a normal girl doesnt make it a threesome...

But I can at least outrun them....

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10 hours ago, Ihfan4life said:

Genetic viagra with a nurse whispering in your ear? I think you’re leaving something out of this story😎😂

Maybee the doctor was a female. :D And now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

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