Pid 1831

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About Pid 1831

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  • Birthday 10/06/1975

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    Pembrokeshire UK
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    Red Tractors and Machinery
    Farming and Agriculture
    Being outdoors and in the mud :D

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  1. Pid 1831

    Any of you guys have a long beard?

    My father used to tell the story about an old man who had a beard down to his feet. One day at breakfast his granddaughter asked him, "Grandpa when you go to sleep at night do you sleep with your beard inside the bed clothes or outside the bed covers?" This was a question to which the old man did not know the answer. But he promised the little girl that he would find out. That night the old man went to bed and tried to go to sleep with his beard under the covers and then tried to go to sleep with his beard outside the covers, still to no success so he tried, Under the covers. Over the covers. Under the covers. Over the covers. Until eventually he got fed up and decided to cut his beard off. Half way down stairs to the kitchen he tripped over his beard and fell down stairs and broke his neck. The End. And you thought it was going to be a good story 🤣😂🤣😂
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    The mysterious new member

    Missed that one entirely. Luckily for me because i am super suspicious of these things but that could have been the one that got me. Now tell me can hemp be grown for fibre in yhe US. Considering it is a relative of the cannabis plant, but i understand you would have to smoke half a big bale to get high on it
  3. Pid 1831

    On this date.

    I understood that the coldest temperature recorded in the lower 48 states was at Minot ND. But you learn something new every day 😃
  4. Pid 1831

    If you have kids, this X-MASS Tip is for you

    And because they are heavy thekids wil be even more distraught. Wouldnt work with my youngest. She'd help. I'm doomed 🤣😂
  5. Pid 1831

    Did something today probably no one else has done

    There is an animal park near us that hs had monkeys escape on several occasions. So i guess someone sw a monkey monkeying around in a tree. I can remeber my father remrking mny years ago seeing a zebra carcass at the hunt kennels. Back in the days when the fox hounds ate fallen stock. Iirc my father spoke the the huntsman for the story and it turned out that they had an occasional exotic animal from said park about once a year. I think now the hounds eat chicken waste as the regulations regarding consuption of fallen stock have made immpractical. Post BSE and foot in mouth.
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    Haven`t seen one of these in decades

    What ever you do. Under no circumstances fall against one of the spikes 🔥🔥🤣🤣
  7. Pid 1831

    phone book transfer

    On my new samsung s9 (don't get one the keys are too small and the curved screen is a pita) i was able to connect it to my galaxy note4 via a cable and everything got sucked across. Trouble was it mixed up my email contacts into my phone book. On my old Galaxy Note 4 i think i had to put it back to back with my note 2 and everything got transferred. Oh i wish i could jutify (read afford) the galaxy note 9.
  8. Pid 1831

    New joke

    Those defective elmos would probably be very sought after
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    New joke

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Jessica is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Jessica surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Jessica . ‘I'm sorry,’ he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, ‘but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...’ ‘Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.’
  10. As in all health care in the UK it is government funded and therefore free. I feel that this is part of the problem if people had to pay even a nominal fee of say £50 for an ambulance call out people would learn responsibility for themselves. Unfortunately people have become so dependant that many will only learn responsibility if it costs them money.
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    International 784 Tractor TA (Torque Amplifier)

    If you search the topics on this there are a few posts by AlexUK regarding the R and R of these. I havent aeen Alex UK on here for a while. Hope he is ok.
  12. Pid 1831

    3788 question

    Any further info on this?
  13. I guess you onpy do real emergencies. Most of our work is for want of a better word crap. We may go to the little old lady in the middle of the night sitting on the kitchen floor for 3 or 4 hours because it is deemed a low priority call and when we arrive two fit middle aged people are with her keeping her company and when we ask why we are called they say we don't know if she is hurt or not. So we say, "Are you hurt? " To which she replies no and gets up off the the floor. SERIOUSLY i kid you not! But unfortunately we are the default people to call. Or the alternative we go to a chest pain and do a 12 lead ecg and as a result either thrombilise or transport 70 miles for PCI. (Stent) PCI is an amazing procedure to watch. Is your emergency service free to the user.? I assume a charge is levied?
  14. Pid 1831

    My favorite Halloween costume last night

    Ummm i dont like to admit it buti don't get the joke. P.M. if it is more appropriate....
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    Mess with the bull ya get the horn !!

    X 5. Seems the dumb asses who do this so called sport got their just desserts