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About twostepn2001

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  • Birthday 03/18/1953

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    West central Texas
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  1. Found this pic of Lefty Gardner, a Texas crop duster from the late 60's. On his Stearman's he used Case colors, orange fuselage and tan wings. Being around those guys and their planes is what started my interest in aviation.
  2. The guy that builds those clocks advertises on facebook. He has 4 or 5 different versions, a 560 grill and 56 series grills. l think he even has a 1206 white grill version.
  3. A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.” Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Damn Thing."
  4. An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves. The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves. This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day." The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
  5. I appreciate all the birthday wishes from everyone!! l heard from all my kids, grand kids and great-grand kids and lots of my friends so it turned out to be a really nice day. Thanks everyone!!
  6. l was just flipping through some YouTube videos and found this. Sgt. Joe Friday from Dragnet '67 was on stakeout looking for burglars and borrowed his buddy's pickup.
  7. Kinda funny how this post went from talking about rude members and posters to trashing Russian tractors......
  8. Here is a sale flyer from Hazard Fraught. Manually powered chainsaw might be just the thing you need......and it was on sale too. $79.99 normally $49.99 on Feb. 29th and 30th.
  9. After all that hard work moving that elevator, they probably needed to get some sleep. Maybe one of these IH trucks in Texas hauled some mattresses to Montana....? Lot of different variations on how to haul mattresses in this pic.
  10. First thing l noticed about that pic (well besides how tall the elevator is) is the power company trucks there to move power lines. Great photo OBG!!
  11. Gary, l'm not 100% sure but l think these pics of a cotton stripper were taken at the Texas A & M research farm near Lubbock, Texas. (actually just east of New Deal, Texas) Way back when, my wife and l used to go dancing just about every Saturday night, her favorite was a waltz and mine just a good 'ol fashioned two step. And when l drove a truck OTR, my CB handle was "Twostepn" because l used to joke "my office is just two steps from my bedroom." So when l got online and needed a ID, l combined the two and started using "Twostepn2001". So like Paul Harvey used to say....."and that is the rest of the story!!" :-)
  12. Your DUCK IS DEAD A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1,500!" she cried,"$1,500 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1,500."
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