I was supervisor for a 4am to 11am shift in a local warehouse. It was always problem on who was not going to show up at starting time. One morning one of my best employees [who was never late] didn't show up---I was concerned that something had happened to him. He came in a half hour late--looking like he had been in a war zone. His story--- He was driving down a country road when a buck deer jumped off of a bank---through his side window and into the back seat of his car. He stopped the car and let the deer out and it went on it's way. I had to go check his car out.
Sure enough the driver's side window was broken out----the back seat of his car was trashed---blood and deer hair all over----it was a mess.