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Everything posted by zleinenbach

  1. Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie
  2. This is where my mental maturity stopped growing up in pretty sure
  3. A salesman tried to sell me a burial plot. But that’s the last thing I need.
  4. My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
  5. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  6. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? “1forrest1”
  7. used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Then I turned myself around.
  8. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
  9. What was the most ground-breaking invention? A shovel.
  10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  11. Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment
  12. The bad part is the help is there for people that want it, not the people who need it. my thoughts are with you and all during this time.
  13. I read a thing one time about a boat mechanic who had a $100,000 bill to fix the engine, he came in and tapped on the block with a little tiny hammer, captain asked why the bill was so high he said $5 for hammer? $999995 for knowing where to tap
  14. One for a giant leap of faith.... No balls, no babies!
  15. I don’t know about anyone else but anymore I like more of what pandora digs up versus the radio... Tyler Childers, Turnpike Troubadours, Cody Jinks, Sturgill Simpson are ringing bells. I like songs that have a meaning in the lyrics
  16. Don’t scrap it those are tough as nails tractors. I’d spend the money before buying new junk. Just my pennies
  17. I know it’s off a few- but maybe it’s close? I envision this being a map of the us with a whole bunch of thumbtacks lol
  18. Ok so hypothetically a spur of the moment deal shows up and viola it’s 15699. What would you prefer we do? Buy it and then call or call you and hope you get it? This is a worst case/ best case and by no means to put anyone on the spot
  19. Cab on it now is in decent shape- except one door is racked.
  20. Wasn’t sure if it was a straight up and off deal or if it had to be tilted back. Never done one, surely it’ll be fairy straightforward
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