640 MILLION
Started by
farmall666
, Mar 31 2012 01:53 AM
23 replies to this topic
#3
Posted 31 March 2012 - 06:20 AM
If it's your ticket you just split it I think three ways. I hope it's yours and not an early April fool thing. If it is I can say I "know" one of the winners, don't be a stranger and looks like the collection might just grow. Sorry about the line, I had the arrow on it.
#4
Posted 31 March 2012 - 06:50 AM
Wanna buy a poor ole Mississippi boy a new old tractor. It could even be green I reckon. We dont have the lottery...
But conratz man
My Toys:
IH B-414 // Dad bought for me when I was around 4 years old
Farmall 756 // Straight Pipe // Bought 2/25/12
JD 14T baler // gets a cussin every time I look at it haha
2001 Dodge 3500 // 5.9L Cummins // Quadzilla XZT // Straight Pipe
#7
Posted 31 March 2012 - 09:37 AM
When you go to claim your winnings at the lottery headquarters, get somebody like Paris Hilton to hang onto your arm. She'll know how to dress appropriately. As for you, wear some muddy boots, greasy coveralls, and a thread-bear IH cap. Find an ole beater IH dump truck at the salvage yard. Tell the reporters you figured you needed something large to haul the money.. Pass out cheap cigars and the skankiest beer you can find. You should only drink Moxie or milk.
Make sure you eat something that will induce alot of flatulense. Secure some bookings on the morning and late night TV shows. Hire Larry the Cable Guy as a coach and PR publicist, . Good luck. Please send me a moderately sized check for these timely suggestions.
Make sure you eat something that will induce alot of flatulense. Secure some bookings on the morning and late night TV shows. Hire Larry the Cable Guy as a coach and PR publicist, . Good luck. Please send me a moderately sized check for these timely suggestions.











